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- Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:29 am
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On Earth, we remove the parasite eggs with lasers. Here in orbit, it's fingernail clippers and a few seconds of courage.
- Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:28 am
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Spooky!RenaissanceSim wrote:"It's just a branch," I told myself, "falling somewhere out in the woods." It's just the same branch every single night.
- Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:06 pm
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This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library.PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.

- Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:33 pm
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I'm wondering the same thing. They haven't posted anything on Twitter in awhile. Hopefully someone will have some info.Spindaddy wrote:So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?
- Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:56 pm
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Awesome.Champie wrote:I tripped the young man, who yelled "I'll miss my train". "You're welcome" I said, and stepped back into my time machine.
- Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:58 pm
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I couldn't eat the cake at my forced retirement party. I lost my appetite as robot voices sang "He's a jolly good fellow".
- Sat May 14, 2016 1:39 am
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There should be enough morphine. I can feel it moving inside me. The scalpel is dull...there should be enough morphine.
- Sat May 14, 2016 1:33 am
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*slow clap*nevermore_66 wrote:Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
That's excellent.
- Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:47 pm
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By the light of a torch in the labyrinth, I realized the truth. I came in wearing sandals, behind me were only hoofprints.
- Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:49 pm
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Meat. Cake. Lard. The hunger ghost devoured it all. He demanded more and I wondered which bit of me I would miss the least.
- Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:02 pm
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Caroline exhaled for the last time. In the void, smoldering neon letters lanced the darkness: "Game Over. Play Again?"
- Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:06 am
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I took a cleaver and left my rifle when I went out to kill the ghoul. I didn't want a head shot, I wanted my wedding ring back.
- Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:13 pm
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The sign at the oasis read: "Drink Freely". I gulped handfuls before I noticed the fine print: "Antidotes: 1 soul each."
- Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:18 am
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Oh wow, I actually laughed and then grimaced. Fantastic!ChrisFletcher wrote:Burying his dear mother that morning had made the day very difficult. Still, a couple more hours and she’d run out of air.

- Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:38 pm
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When the emperor died, we were buried alive as a sacrifice. While the royals sob and mourn, we are learning to dig upward.
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:18 am
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Thank you! Your posts are great, the idea of a darkhouse is really awesome.TheBigBlueFrog wrote:Nice!Auto_K wrote:I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".
- Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:52 pm
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Oh, man, that's awesome! Just reading that gave me chills.nevermore_66 wrote:The safety coffin bell still rang. The sexton sent another apprentice to check the grave. Soon, he would run out of them.

- Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:50 pm
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I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".
- Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:47 pm
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The alien orgy began. The Geks were gekking and the Spozzaks spozzed. From the haze, a voice: "Nice shoes. Wanna human?"
- Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:47 pm
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The moment I stepped through the star-lit portal, I found myself back where I had started. Hell, it seems, is a wormhole.