Search found 2 matches

by jack
Fri Dec 25, 2015 1:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909307

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A Londoner wanted me to lie back and think of England. I wanted to visit the queen. We compromised and got a beef-eater in.
by jack
Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:36 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Bad Egg
Replies: 0
Views: 13171

A Bad Egg

I know this bloke called Doug. But he doesn’t know me—not the real me. Then again, you could write a book about what Doug doesn’t know. A big book. Make the bible look like some joker’s tweet. You could fill the internet with Doug’s soul-shattering depths of ignorance. Out on a picnic the other day,...