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People assume he wanted to roast and devour my firstborn. The truth is less sinister. After my father, with his drunken boasting, sold me for a farthing, I called to the old elf. It was I who taught him to spin gold from mere breath; in exchange, he would hide away my future child. The guards caught...

likhos_bf, thanks for passing along Bo's tweet! Glad to know the DC is still kicking... or... writhing... or whatever.

I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical . It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada. This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library. :D Haha, yay, thanks! I think all twabbles should be written with the goal of getting readers kicked ...

I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.