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by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Not Starring Kim C.

The mannequin stood motionless in the display
Exactly as it is meant to
Why would you expect it to do anything else
Weirdo
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

The Past Doesn't Stay Buried Long

It took five hours to dig the hole. I threw her in.
As I filled it back up I thought
I hope it will be deep enough... this time.
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Terms and Conditions May Apply

The words were said The bargain was made And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms? Go to hell If your current lender won't renew your business loan, you can go to their competitor. No one else is in the soul business. Would you be willing to co-signing the "loan&...
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Terms and Conditions May Apply

The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

God isn't cold, uncaring and absent.
It just doesn't matter to God what we believe in as long as there are souls to devour.
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Enjoy Summer Camp, Kids!

Suomy Nona wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:02 pm You’re not far.

Drive north about four miles
and take the gravel road on the left.

That‘ll take you right to Crystal Lake.
I just finished going through the whole catalog (even the reboot) but still couldn't find the place
so I appreciate the help, Mrs Voorhees

(I like!)
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 29, 2021 1:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It couldn't stop itself
Neither could the military
The very hungry caterpillar continues to consume
And we live in fear
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 28, 2021 6:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Don't worry," he yelled, running into the burning building, "I'm 70% water!"
His teacher should have been more clear.
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue May 25, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Come're, Spot! Here, Boy!

My youngest son found the spot remover in the laundry room and tried it on our dalmatian.
It worked but not as he intended.
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon May 24, 2021 7:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

One God, Alone

When I had lost my faith in mankind they ceased to exist. I've been trying to find reasons to believe again.

I'm so lonely.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 22, 2021 4:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 10:55 pm Personal protection is important

But with masks and social distancing

I couldn’t tell which were human

So I got them all
It's best to not take any chances!
If even one of those dirty stinking humans survive
it'll be too many!
They are a plague!

(Very nice!)
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 22, 2021 4:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

maybe mice?

I notice shadows rushing past me
My parents say it's my imagination
Or a trick of the light
I don't mention the whispering
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun May 16, 2021 1:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The mice were a welcomed distraction for the hoard of gibbering mouths
And now I don't have to kill strays to keep them fed
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 14, 2021 10:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Scavenger Hunt

time for the scavenger hunt
he says with glee
i buried a daisy somewhere in the park
you have ...
about 4 hours to find where
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 14, 2021 10:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

iwantanewsomething wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 4:32 am I feel guilty unplugging the clone tank. But it’s what we all do every day, right?—kill possible versions of ourselves.
Guilt is why I don't unplug the cloning tanks.
I open them and begin the hunt.
My way, they at least have a fighting chance.

Nice one!
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 07, 2021 10:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Priorities...

His indiscretions were quickly discovered and no one seemed to care

But when he shaves his beard
Everyone has an opinion
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu May 06, 2021 5:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

The Bunker

The bunker is self sustaining
Fully stocked
And could keep us alive for over 5 years

It only took 5 days before I killed him
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed May 05, 2021 6:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Transplanted

The donor kidney was a trojan horse
Housing the entirety of my "self" inside

It will take months
But this body will be mine
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon May 03, 2021 7:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

It Approaches

The night horde moved through the city without mercy
Many who died then rose
Twisted to serve the dark army
I volunteered
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun May 02, 2021 1:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8007
Views: 1622899

Brittle Bones

I had broken dozens of bones before I was 12.
My father thought something must be wrong with me,
But he was the fragile one.