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by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jul 18, 2021 9:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Left at the Alter
Replies: 1
Views: 69

Left at the Alter

She and I were high school sweethearts. We went through college doing the long distance thing. It was tough. We went through some really hard patches but in the end she was everything I've ever wanted. I finally proposed while we were out celebrating the promotion she had worked so hard for. We move...
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:31 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Impatient

Suomy Nona wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:43 pm It has been ten years since I prepared the land.

I just want to build my dream home.

When do burial grounds become ancient?
This is fun, I love this idea!

"Your vacation home, I'd be interested in renting out a week or so, preferably during the off season when no one is around!"
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:21 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

The Immortal Conflict

Of the eleven immortal beings only three are humanoid. The others are working to destroy mankind. And they are winning.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Fireworks

Fireworks shows are exciting
People gather in herds to watch
While looking up, they never notice me
Perfect for hunting
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:09 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Little Father-Son Time
Replies: 2
Views: 236

Re: A Little Father-Son Time

Father's Day done right!
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Owl get you in the end
Replies: 1
Views: 288

Re: Owl get you in the end

Fun!! I wanna buy the comic book!
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Same Idea, But Not

dinosaurmonkey wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 10:37 pm time for the scavenger hunt
he says with glee
i buried a daisy somewhere in the park
you have ...
about 4 hours to find where


The disturbed earth is a brown stain on the grassy meadow
But Lily will like it here when she finally escapes from the soil
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:58 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 2:47 am I stare at the “Please Help” subject line.

Did I create another monster?

Cautiously, I open the email from my pseudonym.
This is a fun idea. I like.
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Jun 24, 2021 6:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

happy birthday old man...

It's my birthday and the next generation has made it clear, "I've outlived my usefulness".
Fuck planned obsolescence.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Tornado Season

As the klaxon sounds we run for the storm shelter.

Panicking I think,
How do I explain the girl I have locked up down there.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Not Starring Kim C.

The mannequin stood motionless in the display
Exactly as it is meant to
Why would you expect it to do anything else
Weirdo
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

The Past Doesn't Stay Buried Long

It took five hours to dig the hole. I threw her in.
As I filled it back up I thought
I hope it will be deep enough... this time.
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Terms and Conditions May Apply

The words were said The bargain was made And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms? Go to hell If your current lender won't renew your business loan, you can go to their competitor. No one else is in the soul business. Would you be willing to co-signing the "loan&...
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Terms and Conditions May Apply

The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

God isn't cold, uncaring and absent.
It just doesn't matter to God what we believe in as long as there are souls to devour.
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Enjoy Summer Camp, Kids!

Suomy Nona wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:02 pm You’re not far.

Drive north about four miles
and take the gravel road on the left.

That‘ll take you right to Crystal Lake.
I just finished going through the whole catalog (even the reboot) but still couldn't find the place
so I appreciate the help, Mrs Voorhees

(I like!)
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 29, 2021 1:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It couldn't stop itself
Neither could the military
The very hungry caterpillar continues to consume
And we live in fear
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 28, 2021 6:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Don't worry," he yelled, running into the burning building, "I'm 70% water!"
His teacher should have been more clear.
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue May 25, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

Come're, Spot! Here, Boy!

My youngest son found the spot remover in the laundry room and tried it on our dalmatian.
It worked but not as he intended.
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon May 24, 2021 7:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1698610

One God, Alone

When I had lost my faith in mankind they ceased to exist. I've been trying to find reasons to believe again.

I'm so lonely.