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Sometimes she’ll knock.
And other times?
She’ll delete the home and occupants from existence.
Damnedable Girl Scout!

“I’m a real boy!” said Pinocchio.
“Yes, you are my boy,” said Gepetto salivating.

It had been so long since he’d had food.

“What color this time?” He asked.

“Purple,” was the gruff reply.

“Ok.” He headed to the bar to arrest another teletubby.

The light shone down and fell upon a barren landscape littered with corpses. A guinea pig danced and laughed at his work.

Norm relaxed on the toilet, his bowels finally emptied. Teary-eyed he reached for the toilet paper, and found


nothing.

The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.

It’s said laughter is the best medicine.

But I’ve disproven that multitudes of times by laughing at my victims’ wounds.

Sarah’s gift was perfect, just what she always wanted!

A baby brother!

Too bad Mom had forgot to poke air holes in the box.

Tom knew what day it was. He had been planning his revenge all year. This thanksgiving the human will get an ass stuffing!

What?! The Drabblecast is back you say?!
Yes sire, it is.
Then these are truly the end times. Quick, fetch me my strap-on!