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by SgtCrispy
Wed Oct 16, 2019 2:51 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Ancient Knowledge

Paging through the old archaic tome, my hand shakes
as I press my finger on the time worn inscriptions.
Two cups of flour.
by SgtCrispy
Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I smile, fondly remembering my vacation. The warm caressing sun, the cool salty breeze,
I just wish they would untie me.
by SgtCrispy
Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Only their pleading heads were showing now, as I stood above them. As the sun blazed, I grinned, hands, covered in slush. With hospitals overflowing, and vaccine low in supply, the combination of spring and cabin fever proved far too great. I smiled at the thawing garden mounds. The fall prep will p...
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Laying on my couch, I read the tag sticking out from the cushions. "100% Italian leather.
Made from 100% real Italians."

It sounded funnier in my head when I wrote it. No offense to anyone. :oops:
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"So many dusty cobwebs in here. I really should clean up this place." I thought to myself as I munched on my mates abdomen.
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My kids wanted to trick-or-treat as superheroes this year.
After Dr. Killwatt moved next door, I think they better not.
by SgtCrispy
Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

And a quick bonus one for free.

Browsing my photo stream, I began noticing new pictures of me taken from above. Looking up, I see a fly staring down at me.
by SgtCrispy
Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Here's a horror-ish quartet for the halloween season. Returning to the lab, I braved a grisly scene. Torn cages, splattered blood and one bloated mouse. Oh no, Seven ate Nine. Seven sets of keys, six cats, and untold numbers of plates. That discount singularity is a horrible table centerpiece. I've ...
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:07 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Rarest of Prey.
Replies: 10
Views: 1501

Re: The Rarest of Prey.

Yeah it is a bit eye twitching. Behold new title!

Hehe, or how about leastest rare.
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Quick note on that last one. I don't hate dogs. It's just the the neighbors puppy "ei big dog puppy" is currently making a racket that would attract the undead and I am under prepared for such a attack. :lol:

GOOD GOD DOG! Grow a backbone already!!!
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Please, oh please, make the barking stop. I've tried everything.
Playing with it, feeding it, petting it, drowning it.
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

'What fiendish deviltry has thine music box released unto god's green earth man?"
Asked I.
"Tis the Dub of Step m'lord."
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"So how about them Yankees?" Asked my brother.
"Oh you know." I said as I raised my rifle.
"Just fighting the good fight."
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As I stirred my coffee, the waitress asked. "One lump or two?"
"Just one please."
The doctor said I should heal up nicely.
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Peering into the darkened void that engulfed me, I screamed. "Why?"
A deep echo replied. "Because you are the last one."
by SgtCrispy
Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Rarest of Prey.
Replies: 10
Views: 1501

The Rarest of Prey.

Jameson crouched hidden in the bushes, sweat pouring down his face. The bait that he placed was sure to attract something. He listened to the sounds of the forest, waiting for a rustle or crack that was out of place. Peering through the slit in his hideaway, he caught a glimpse of a grayish figure i...
by SgtCrispy
Thu May 05, 2011 5:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I sit here silently, waiting for my eyes to adjust to dark. I clench my knife tight, praying that it doesn't know I'm here.
by SgtCrispy
Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The moment after I had pulled the cord on my backpack, I realized I should have never gone with B.Bunny brand parachutes.
by SgtCrispy
Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 897389

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The angry mob rolled up the hill with pitchforks and torches. Somebody had to pay for what happened to poor Jack and Jill.