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by Una arborensis
Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

Serendipity texted me

Inbox, (1/7) Wed. Jan. 14, 12:55PM
FROM: 5857391785
RE: Who are you?
Serendipity.
Wrong #, sorry. Achoo!
Oh my, a haiku.
by Una arborensis
Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

Too short to be twabble, but still funny

He who drinks too much tea,
Soon to be he who pee.

One who wakes must soon to bed,
Lest they be neither live nor dead.
by Una arborensis
Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

A Hero’s Reward

A Hero’s Reward

“What’d ya mean dammed? I was in W W I I! U.S.M.C!” Grandpa roared enraged.
“Yeah? Well I was in W W J D.” St. Peter retorted.
by Una arborensis
Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

Ninjutsu Haiku

Ninjutsu Haiku

Silent shadow slowly creeps,
Toward the bed where one sleeps.
He who snore loud like boar,
Never hears a creaking floor.
by Una arborensis
Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

Can’t Says Won’t, Won’t Says Can Too

Can’t Says Won’t, Won’t Says Can Too

Mr. Ing and Mr. To are close kin.
But Will and Abel don’t always agree and ain’t no Cane Will can raise to force Abel’s hand.
by Una arborensis
Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL
Replies: 5
Views: 918

NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL

Pleas note that the following is both a Drabble submission and a sincere personal testimonial. NIGERIAN SCAM CONTEST DRABBLE-MONIAL Dear Drabblecast, I knew I was desperate when I started falling for one of those Nigerian internet dating scams. But once the bells started going off I knew I’d be ok b...
by Una arborensis
Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

4 twit's for the price of none!

WITH ENEMIES LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? A true friend is 1 who forgives you for blowing up their compound and apologizes for trying to impale you in retaliation. VALIDATION “Com’on, hit me baby!” The ticket taunted salaciously as it slid into the guard’s palm. Rubber smacked. “Yea baby yea!” SNO...
by Una arborensis
Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:54 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: TOILET PAPER
Replies: 3
Views: 835

TOILET PAPER

The necromancy editor darted out of the bathroom, hastily snatched a few pages from atop the pile of reject manuscripts he retained for voodooist origami and scurried back to safety. Seconds later a violent expulsion of putrid flatulence reminiscent of a milkshake filled tuba hitting B-flat, erupted...
by Una arborensis
Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

ON THE DEFENESTRATION OF CATS

They conducted the study to determine why so many cats were being defenestrated. Seems Mighty Mouse was a philanderer. The inspiration for this was from a recent WNYC’s Radiolab podcast, in which they discussed (among other falling themed stories) the phenomenon of Feline high-rise syndrome. In shor...
by Una arborensis
Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:40 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Sun Warm, Wind Cold, Day Long, Life Short
Replies: 0
Views: 550

Sun Warm, Wind Cold, Day Long, Life Short

“You said every one of your pictures was worth 1,007 words, whatever I write! But you can’t give me one that encapsulates just eight? That’s false advertising, I could have your Artistic License for this! “ The abstractionist shrank with chagrin from the belligerent customer’s tirade. Then, struck b...
by Una arborensis
Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:32 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: This one's for you Norm (uh, err Silvio)
Replies: 1
Views: 337

This one's for you Norm (uh, err Silvio)

IF A RADIOACTIVE TREE FALLS IN AN ENCHANTED FOREST (IN PANNIMDORAH?)Pannimdorah?) “Stop whining.” The fox said cocking his leg. “ life burns everyone eventually. Geeze. I never heard bark bitch so much about being pissed on.” The fox yelped then as a thorny dendroid shot between his legs, nearly neu...
by Una arborensis
Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

THIS BLAME / SHAME GAME or SOUL SNATCHER

When you wield the blade that is jade,
It always rips thy fingertips.
Slick with blood,
Life turns to mud.
No hope
in rope.
by Una arborensis
Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:19 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 177 - Floaters
Replies: 26
Views: 6066

Re: Drabblecast 177- Floaters by David D. Levine

I find this tale enthralling not only as someone with a visual disability, but also because it calls into question of what is the schizophrenic truth to reality and would we recognize it when we see it (no pun intended).
by Una arborensis
Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868397

If A Radioactive Tree Falls In An Enchanted Forest

I've two versions of this, both of which go with a drabble I've not yet decided to post Wise fox say, “Never piss on tree where radioactive lemon grows.” Wise Tree say, “Never piss-off friendly fox pirate.” Wise fox say “Never piss on tree where sharp thorn grow.” Wise Tree say “Never piss off fores...
by Una arborensis
Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:08 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bardic String Theory
Replies: 2
Views: 403

Re: Bardic String Theory, the Twabble version

Energy is the cord ties together all things. Music be a wave that do vibrate on such strings. Dance puppets, dance dance!
by Una arborensis
Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bardic String Theory
Replies: 2
Views: 403

Bardic String Theory

"Energy ……is the cord…….. ties together ……..all things. Music …….be a wave……. that vibrates……. on them strings. If ya pluck …….the right strings….. ya gon’a tug …..at the soul. But beware ….. them wrong strings…… make a riff ….in the whole. (yes…… them holes) First ya feel the beat, Ya start ta move...
by Una arborensis
Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:04 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: SAVE ME SUPER BUDA
Replies: 1
Views: 398

SAVE ME SUPER BUDA

Screams of other inmates, (God’s “Chosen” people) being blessedly burned alive, waft through the tiny window slit along with the fetid flicker of furnace flames. But not me. I have information they want….need (or so they’re convinced). “Screw you Mary!” I roar as the apparition vanishes from the pud...