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by babydyke
Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?
Replies: 8
Views: 1009

Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Phenopath wrote:In the dribblequeue
YAY! I'm so excited! Do you know when it will go up? This is my first dribble.
by babydyke
Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:52 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?
Replies: 8
Views: 1009

Re: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Phenopath wrote:That was silly :)

I call dribble dibs for the chance to do some pirate voices, yar.
Is that a request? If so, then sure! I'd be honored. :D
by babydyke
Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:04 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?
Replies: 8
Views: 1009

What Do YOU Do with a Drunken Sailor?

Ugh. Definitely too much grog last night. I felt sick. I could hear men singing a shanty—with off-key voices and incorrect lyrics that made my head pound. Woozy and indignant, I couldn’t even defend myself when four rough hands dragged me from my bunk. Mate Ellis gave me a wicked grin. “Well, sailor...
by babydyke
Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:26 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Hollywood Has a Lot to Answer For
Replies: 3
Views: 594

Re: Hollywood Has a Lot to Answer For

Thanks. It's based on a true story. The young man who talked his way past the security guard had been stalking the young woman for two years, ever since they broke up because he raped her. He managed to track her down at her college, convinced the security guard to let him into her dorm without maki...
by babydyke
Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Plan
Replies: 3
Views: 575

Re: The Plan

Wow. Evil and awesome.
by babydyke
Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: I would SO totally do this!
Replies: 4
Views: 749

Re: I would SO totally do this!

Nifty!
by babydyke
Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Hollywood Has a Lot to Answer For
Replies: 3
Views: 594

Hollywood Has a Lot to Answer For

“Hi! I’m here to see Cassie Killroy.” The young man smiled at George. “Son, I can’t let you into the dorm without a resident’s permission,” George said slowly. “Look, I’m Dave--Cassie’s boyfriend. It’s her birthday. I drove all night to surprise her. Could you just…?” The boy was handsome, dark-hair...
by babydyke
Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thank you, Daddy
Replies: 4
Views: 671

Re: Thank you, Daddy

Thanks very much! I wasn't sure if the image (heh) would work for anyone other than me. My aunt has a photographic memory, and my mom is obsessed with family photos, has bins and bins of them. Somehow, the two ideas combined to have really weird offspring.
by babydyke
Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895859

Re: Fairies

But--but they don't have wings!
by babydyke
Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: White
Replies: 5
Views: 796

Re: White

You can find "Snow, Glass, Apples," in Gaiman's short story collection, Mask and Mirrors; or the radio production can by found on Itunes if you search for "Neil Gaiman Murder Mysteries" (it's part one of a fantastic two-part series originally released as "Two Plays for Voices" and still up for sale ...
by babydyke
Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thank you, Daddy
Replies: 4
Views: 671

Thank you, Daddy

Jeannie rummaged around impatiently, tossing unwanted items over her shoulder. Snapshots of lively family barbecues, childhood toys, and school photos flapped through the air. “Dammit, daddy, where’d you put it?” She muttered. Farther down, Jeannie began to find the pictures she wasn’t supposed to s...
by babydyke
Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Misattribution Semi-Finals
Replies: 9
Views: 1249

Re: The Misattribution Semi-Finals

Well, I'm no Scattercat.
by babydyke
Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bewildered, I Fall from the Sky
Replies: 5
Views: 729

Re: Bewildered, I Fall from the Sky

Ha! Nice.
by babydyke
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:16 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Nothing Under the Bed
Replies: 5
Views: 985

Re: Nothing Under the Bed

Niiiiiiiice.
by babydyke
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pattern Recognition
Replies: 6
Views: 910

Re: Pattern Recognition

Ha! This is brilliant. I always get frustrated when robots in media have *too* much ability to recognize the unknown/abnormal. It's just...improbable. Totally wrecks my suspension of disbelief. You just summed up my whole objection.
by babydyke
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:11 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Hat
Replies: 5
Views: 1089

Re: The Hat

This is why I prefer to buy my hats new. You never know what a previous owner might have left in it.
by babydyke
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895859

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"You know happened to Lamb Chop? She went to Puppet Hell and became the local Sisyphus. You will too if you keep singing."
by babydyke
Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895859

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"And it can be used to both scoop and spear your aliment? Brilliant! What do you call it?" The Alien cried.

"Um--a spork."
by babydyke
Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Misattribution Semi-Finals
Replies: 9
Views: 1249

Re: The Misattribution Semi-Finals

The odd thing is, it's true--if there's a clever or funny saying, people are more likely to attribute it to Mark Twain (or Oscar Wilde) than any of the other plausible wits of the world--not to mention the original speaker/writer.
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895859

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tired of the catcalls, Sue gave the next jerk to honk at her a double-bird salute. Unfortunately, her dad was the driver.