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by Grrlwriter
Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote: I've got issues
I've got moonshine
I've got scissors
Who could ask for anything more?
Thanks to you I've had that song stuck in my head all day! :P

I've got nightmares
In dark pastures
I've got a chainsaw
Who could ask for anything more?
by Grrlwriter
Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:46 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Roses are red
violets are blue
you broke my heart
Now I’ll carve yours in two
Who needs a pumpkin, my dear
When I’ve got you?
by Grrlwriter
Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thank you, Algernon! I have lurked from time to time, but grrlwriter inspired me to give writing a Twit a try. Yup, I think you’re right about the comma. Thanks! Fresh pumkin? Huh, that gives me an idea for another pumpkin-related Twit: Mutilated flesh rots in the November sun. Zombie apocalypse su...
by Grrlwriter
Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

moman13 wrote:Max gaped at the real toys drawn with his Magic Marker. Grinning, he began to sketch Serenity from the poster on his wall.
Oooh, ooh, ooh, I want one! :)
by Grrlwriter
Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:32 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I'm blaming hanging out on this forum for the obscene amount of twitfic I'm writing. Obscene, I tell you! Shield your eyes!

Ding, dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? you asked. Hah. Now it’s your turn to die, munchkin, for killing my sister.
by Grrlwriter
Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

But the Brut(e) "after shave" was a particularly vicious touch.
I tip my hat to you :) Bravo!
by Grrlwriter
Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

With all these great posts I've been inspired to write more - thanks, everyone!

The demon demanded his pound of flesh. With meticulous care he shaved muscle off my calves and forearms into a neat pile.
by Grrlwriter
Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She was a hooker with a heart of gold, and a platinum blond beauty.
But her pimp got a gut full of lead, courtesy of a copper.



You'd think someone would have hammered that one out by now, but Google says I'm the first. Yay, me!
Love it!
by Grrlwriter
Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7510
Views: 858911

Re: One Rad Trip

The dealer said his drug offered one rad trip, man. The last place I ever expected to be taken was to Tupelo, Mississippi.
by Grrlwriter
Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Villian is Born
Replies: 2
Views: 566

Re: A Villian is Born

ROU Killing Time wrote:No such thing as too much Dr.Who (or coffee.)
Here, here! Especially since I think our part of the country (Los Angeles) is theonly part of the country getting rained on right now.
by Grrlwriter
Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Villian is Born
Replies: 2
Views: 566

A Villian is Born

Justine posed against the blue police box, barely containing her excitement. “This is almost as good as getting to meet The Doctor,” she said as I fiddled with the camera. A man’s head popped out of the box just as I snapped her photo. “Wouldn’t you rather meet the real thing?” he said, and pulled J...
by Grrlwriter
Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:26 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

A Skeletize App would be awesome!

Hope this picture works; it's the best one Google spit back at me.
by Grrlwriter
Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:16 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

Meet my brother's dog, Oscar - photoshop away!
by Grrlwriter
Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:34 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

I know, I was being a smart ass re: a 6' tall miniature Dachshund :-P
by Grrlwriter
Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:49 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Stephen Hawking Likes the Ladies
Replies: 2
Views: 1096

Re: Stephen Hawking Likes the Ladies

Maybe he was just distracted by all those pole dancers?

Who knew Stephen Hawking was such a pimp?
by Grrlwriter
Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:39 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Stephen Hawking Likes the Ladies
Replies: 2
Views: 1096

Stephen Hawking Likes the Ladies

I first heard about this story on my drive to work yesterday, and I laughed for 10 solid minutes straight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490

Yes, you read that right - Stephen Hawking Visits California Swingers Sex Club.
by Grrlwriter
Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:22 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

strawman wrote:I could see a match between Hot Dog and Cold Sloth.
Where Hot Dog is a 6 ft. tall miniature Dachshund
by Grrlwriter
Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:27 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

strawman wrote:
Grrlwriter wrote: I'll even throw a few in for free! In Search of the Pickled Sloth...the Antarctic Anaconda...the Amazonian Were-Pig? :mrgreen:
Or Cold Sloth?
Cold Sloth would rock my socks right the heck off!
by Grrlwriter
Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:25 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

Here's looking at you, kid :D
by Grrlwriter
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:07 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?
Replies: 18
Views: 8461

Re: Any plans for another Drabblecast serial?

Ooooohhh...

I know it's soon, but I love you guys.