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strawman wrote: I've got issues
I've got moonshine
I've got scissors
Who could ask for anything more?

Thanks to you I've had that song stuck in my head all day!

I've got nightmares
In dark pastures
I've got a chainsaw
Who could ask for anything more?

Roses are red
violets are blue
you broke my heart
Now I’ll carve yours in two
Who needs a pumpkin, my dear
When I’ve got you?

Thank you, Algernon! I have lurked from time to time, but grrlwriter inspired me to give writing a Twit a try. Yup, I think you’re right about the comma. Thanks! Fresh pumkin? Huh, that gives me an idea for another pumpkin-related Twit: Mutilated flesh rots in the November sun. Zombie apocalypse su...

moman13 wrote:Max gaped at the real toys drawn with his Magic Marker. Grinning, he began to sketch Serenity from the poster on his wall.

Oooh, ooh, ooh, I want one!

I'm blaming hanging out on this forum for the obscene amount of twitfic I'm writing. Obscene, I tell you! Shield your eyes!

Ding, dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? you asked. Hah. Now it’s your turn to die, munchkin, for killing my sister.

But the Brut(e) "after shave" was a particularly vicious touch.

I tip my hat to you Bravo!

With all these great posts I've been inspired to write more - thanks, everyone!

The demon demanded his pound of flesh. With meticulous care he shaved muscle off my calves and forearms into a neat pile.

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She was a hooker with a heart of gold, and a platinum blond beauty.
But her pimp got a gut full of lead, courtesy of a copper.


You'd think someone would have hammered that one out by now, but Google says I'm the first. Yay, me!

Love it!

The dealer said his drug offered one rad trip, man. The last place I ever expected to be taken was to Tupelo, Mississippi.

ROU Killing Time wrote:No such thing as too much Dr.Who (or coffee.)

Here, here! Especially since I think our part of the country (Los Angeles) is theonly part of the country getting rained on right now.

Justine posed against the blue police box, barely containing her excitement. “This is almost as good as getting to meet The Doctor,” she said as I fiddled with the camera. A man’s head popped out of the box just as I snapped her photo. “Wouldn’t you rather meet the real thing?” he said, and pulled J...

A Skeletize App would be awesome!

Hope this picture works; it's the best one Google spit back at me.

Meet my brother's dog, Oscar - photoshop away!

I know, I was being a smart ass re: a 6' tall miniature Dachshund

Maybe he was just distracted by all those pole dancers?

Who knew Stephen Hawking was such a pimp?

I first heard about this story on my drive to work yesterday, and I laughed for 10 solid minutes straight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490

Yes, you read that right - Stephen Hawking Visits California Swingers Sex Club.

strawman wrote:I could see a match between Hot Dog and Cold Sloth.

Where Hot Dog is a 6 ft. tall miniature Dachshund

strawman wrote:

Grrlwriter wrote: I'll even throw a few in for free! In Search of the Pickled Sloth...the Antarctic Anaconda...the Amazonian Were-Pig?

Or Cold Sloth?

Cold Sloth would rock my socks right the heck off!

Here's looking at you, kid

Ooooohhh...

I know it's soon, but I love you guys.