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- Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:26 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I am the monster in the closet, the quite bump in the night. My name Nightmare and my weapon of choice is your imagination.
- Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:42 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.
- Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:37 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
One large soda, one large popcorn. As he sat down alone in the theater, Raymond smiled. He really enjoyed masturdating.
- Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:39 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A noise from my living room. I get up, grab my gun. BANG! Thump. Wait…? What…? Why is he…? I don’t have kids. Damn you Santa!
- Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:30 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.
- Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:58 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
- Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:55 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.
- Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:29 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”
- Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:22 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Mathematical Error
- Replies: 2
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Mathematical Error
In August, people began to panic. After Thanksgiving, the suicide rate spiked. Then, the fateful day came and nothing happened. The earth didn’t open and swallow civilization whole; an asteroid didn’t try to smash its way through the planet. People cheered, shared champagne, and made babies. Holiday...
- Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:51 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A fire raged across the city of Chicago. Everyone blamed a cow. That strikes me as funny. Now, has anyone seen my matches?
- Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:34 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
There's art in murder. A slice by night; a highway shooting gallery. Murder is beautiful, and you'll be my masterpiece.