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I am the monster in the closet, the quite bump in the night. My name Nightmare and my weapon of choice is your imagination.

My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.

One large soda, one large popcorn. As he sat down alone in the theater, Raymond smiled. He really enjoyed masturdating.

A noise from my living room. I get up, grab my gun. BANG! Thump. Wait…? What…? Why is he…? I don’t have kids. Damn you Santa!

Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.

Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.

My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.

The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”

In August, people began to panic. After Thanksgiving, the suicide rate spiked. Then, the fateful day came and nothing happened. The earth didn’t open and swallow civilization whole; an asteroid didn’t try to smash its way through the planet. People cheered, shared champagne, and made babies. Holiday...

A fire raged across the city of Chicago. Everyone blamed a cow. That strikes me as funny. Now, has anyone seen my matches?

There's art in murder. A slice by night; a highway shooting gallery. Murder is beautiful, and you'll be my masterpiece.