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Pitr rationed out the precious crimson fluid, fingers gripping the control knob. One drop. Two… Oh, good lord, dare he? Yes! Three! Hands trembling, he stopped the drip. The bottom of the tube bulged oily red liquid. He took the jar from under the drip, carefully mixed it, then discarded the stirrer...

It's true what they say: Power corrupts, PowerPoint corrupts, er, pointily.

Did you know that 99% of all of the brains that are consumed, are eaten by a mere 1% of the world's bears? #OccupyHalloween

Nice one! Took me a little while to get the reference.

“This is going to be so sweet,” Billy said as he jammed the cheat pack onto the gray cartridge. He blew on the connectors and slid it into the Nintendo, then he picked up the orange gun. Three wild shots, and the dog came up. Mid-laugh, Billy popped it right between the eyes and it dropped like a st...

Poor Rob. He should look on the bright side: he's getting plenty of exercise, meeting new people, and he won't have to worry about his 401k!

strawman wrote:Always thought of him as a cave man.

*rimshot*

“You think it’s true what he said, that everything we draw exists somewhere?” Rabbie said. “One of them ideal forms?” Wazzer didn't look up. “Dunno. Wicked idea, though.” Rabbie nodded wisely, then leaned over the desk to scrutinize Wazzer’s Sharpie work. “Bit small, innit?” “It’s the Platonic ideal...

I think it could be funnier with a specific item/concept for the bait. What is it that attracts small, gray jobs?

A perfectly-sharpened #2 pencil?

Thanks! I'll store the bonus tentacles for later...

The astronaut finished the last of the welding. Striking a spark wasn’t easy in orbit, but the vacuum made for a nice clean weld. She swept her hand over her work, which had cooled instantly — not that she could tell through the plastic and mylar and whatever else. Fins and wings sprouted haphazardl...