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strawman wrote:Eerily similar to a woman getting into really tight jeans, in reverse.

Huh???

Absurd, cute, fluffy. If I were him, I do not think I would have put up with so much crap, particularly since it was all in the claims that the grass is her new lover. I think that I would move a wide circle around it, and if she wants to spend hours trimming the rest of it with scissors, that is h...

Regarding the Drabble, I thought it was about bunnies. I've heard about more than one incident of a nest in tall grass being mowed. When Norm mentioned grass, I was like "Whew!" Im with you man...sniff, those poor little bunnies...why cant we all just get along. Cut grass...at least you can smoke i...

yeah! its been a while since we had some kind of toilet related humour.
Like the pungent aroma wafting from the open roof of the outhouse (that try as you might, you cannot escape), this gem just has to be shared!

I think this is one of my favourite stories ever. I cried when “Mother died” and I was filled with joy when she was “reborn”.
There is pain, suffering, hunger and there is discovery, joy and pleasure, its life. It doesn’t matter what form or on what scale, we’re all on the same journey.

Sorry all - art delays. Gotta finish something for the Journey Into.. podcast, and then a commission. Beasts Monday (I think). Podcast 1 in the works! Phew, I’m really quite relieved, although I sympathise for your motherboard. I’ve been suffering (and I do mean “suffering”) from internetlesness at...

And now I feel like a douche for asking. Bakc on topic, can I vote for Dober-Man-Pincher to be included? Anything that's uber-pinchy gets my vote. Everyone knows that the most pain to be inflicted on a human being is the skin on the back of the arm being pinched. Even childbirth is a bath of please...

Its no big thing, lets get back to the Mega beasts, and forget about the real life monsters. The real world is starting to hurt my eyes

strawman wrote:

Christi wrote: unused condemns

You're Catholic, aren't you?

I used to be, its like you know me.

WTF!!!!
Can we please get this crap off here??

Great episode! And even awesomer reading by Hearty White! Really good stuff. But. What the heck was going on in Trespasser? I get the Sheriff not wanting to work, it's funny and well done. But the flash-sidewayes were totally baffling to me. I listened twice, still didn't get it. Help, I want to un...

I’m relieved that I got this one.
Its great Scattercat, I really enjoyed this.

Indeed Strawman, I concur - sorry Scattercat but the unused condemns just kinda take one to that conclusion.
Perhaps you’d be so kind as to explain what it IS about?

Barracade Armadillo X Barracuda Steel scales create an impregnable body surface, he has the teeth of a barracuda. Being half fish he has gills and can breathe underwater and on land. His hunger is insatiable and will rip and tear for the thrill of flesh tearing under his steel claws. Let me be the ...

Sickophant A genetically modified elephant with enhanced intelligence is bitten by a plague infected rat (you know how dirty those illegal experimental labs can get). This beast will lull you into a false sense of security with compliments, as soon as you turn your back however, he will skewer you w...

Udderwyze (one mean MudderFu#%er) From Africa A Baboon is caught in the crossfire of experimental radiation war games, his crazed wanderings lead him to a field polluted with toxic sludge (some first world country paid this third world country a pitiful amount for the rights to dump toxic waste), H...

Hi everyone, I'm new to the forum. I thought suggesting a Mega Beast would be a good way to get involved! . Let me be the first to welcome you (if tbaker doesn’t mind too much, he seems to be in charge of the welcoming committee) Cool beast, I would have loved to see this guy go up against BatelEx ...

The sad thing is that his family is rural and unfortunately not well educated, making them susceptible to all this mumbo jumbo.

Huh?? Perhaps I’m just not philosophical enough to get this one?

Do you mean if he had a condemn he would not have contracted Gonorreah?

Please explain this, I'm feeling a little stupid.

Brilliant (in my humble opinion)
Better a werewolf than a zombie... he would leave body parts on the bathroom floor.