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by Suomy Nona
Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Final Decision
Replies: 0
Views: 567

Final Decision

THE INTERDIMENSIONAL COURT COMES NOW to pass judgement for the non-compliance and breach of the standing Court Order 184723012. Said Order commanded that no communication or communion of any form including, but not limited to, physical, vocal, visual, electronic, digital, symbolistic, telepathic, or...
by Suomy Nona
Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

U think U know
But U don't
It is worse than we thought
Our only chance is to leave Earth
If only we could speak to moss
It knows
by Suomy Nona
Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pyrokinetic Penguins
Replies: 4
Views: 695

Pyrokinetic Penguins

I sailed the oceans and walked the ice I searched for the fabled paradise Abundant with its krill and fish Where penguins slide as they wish A frozen trail became my guide The guano brought them to my sight... How dark their innocent eyes of coal How proud their waddle in the snow At the very sight ...
by Suomy Nona
Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Alligator, alligator,
Taste me now or eat me later.
Your jaws so tough.
I like it rough.
Please send me now 2 meet my maker.
by Suomy Nona
Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Blossom
Replies: 2
Views: 1942

Re: The Blossom

I'm reading a couple a day beginning with most recently unread drabbles to catch up on some of the drabbles I've missed over the last few years. Sorry to pop this one up to the top but I just wanted to express my pleasure in this one... I like it.
by Suomy Nona
Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Home Away
Replies: 0
Views: 571

Home Away

No, it’s not the vampire couple elegantly posing on their lawn every evening amidst the gore of their most recent meal. Even if it is unnerving the way their puffy little Pomeranians run around diligently cleaning the carcasses. Nor is it even the way the neighborhood children impale themselves on o...
by Suomy Nona
Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

We counted down as the dwarven army stood at the ready. They attacked as the ball dropped... axes ringing in the new year.
by Suomy Nona
Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thechugupal Dreamed
Replies: 5
Views: 1128

Re: Thechugupal Dreamed

It is good. Let us pray that Thechugupal is safe from bed bugs... and kissing bugs if Mayan.
by Suomy Nona
Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:53 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: It's the Small Things that Speak of Love
Replies: 0
Views: 590

It's the Small Things that Speak of Love

Lucky Sam didn’t know why... but the house was silent and she was gone. Perhaps it was the hours he’s been putting in. He reached into his dresser – all his underwear were gone. He grabbed his robe and stumbled to the kitchen. As he entered, he found his briefs shredded and littering the floor. That...
by Suomy Nona
Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As you stand beneath the mistletoe, I embrace you and place my lips to your sweet neck. All I want this Christmas is blood.
by Suomy Nona
Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When Santa found the letter from Mrs. Claus, he was heart broken... fortunately he hadn't tossed the naughty girl list.
by Suomy Nona
Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Smiling, I insert my tongue into the hole and gently twist it as I suck out all the cream... without damaging the Twinkie.
by Suomy Nona
Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Their Names Shall Follow You Down
Replies: 0
Views: 550

Their Names Shall Follow You Down

I awake as the two miniature monsters leap onto my bed. Their brandished weapons, curved and sharpened, flash menacingly in the morning sunlight. I fling my blanket over them, throw myself out of bed and quickly run through the bedroom door heading towards the only apparent escape. I feel the tug of...
by Suomy Nona
Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Building Blocks
Replies: 0
Views: 560

Building Blocks

Maffair charged the amino acids and then increased the compressed methane input as he examined the reddish-brown mixture. He has recreated what is believed to be the original conditions that sprung forth life billions of years ago. He initiated the electric impulses to simulate lightning. His roboti...
by Suomy Nona
Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Placing a spoonful of Super Sugar Crisps to his lips, the opening mouth revealed that Sugar Bear had become… Gummy Bear.
by Suomy Nona
Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:03 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Frosty Demise
Replies: 3
Views: 583

Re: A Frosty Demise

The image is all yours, my friend. It seems unlikely that anyone with the ability to create a magical article that could bring life to a snowman would have created it for that purpose. I would assume the hat would have been made for a human... most likely for eternal life. However, it would be hard ...
by Suomy Nona
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Frosty Demise
Replies: 3
Views: 583

Re: A Frosty Demise

Nice. When I was a child, I wondered why the hat didn't work correctly when Frosty melted. If it could animate snow and allow it to adjust form then why not water? I decided that the snow had to contain a more dense structural integrity system than water could provide. I thought of Frosty melting aw...
by Suomy Nona
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Grandma's Christmas Roast Recipe
Replies: 1
Views: 388

Grandma's Christmas Roast Recipe

Step 1: Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Place meat in a pan and season with salt, garlic powder and pepper. Add more or less seasonings to taste. Step 2: Roast in oven for 20 minutes per pound. Remove from the oven, cover loosely with foil, and let rest for 15 to 20 minutes. Slice thi...
by Suomy Nona
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7600
Views: 988736

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Everyone else knew that Robbie was a literal bully... except me. I discovered it only after he hit me with the punchline.
by Suomy Nona
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Term Life
Replies: 0
Views: 579

Term Life

Good morning Mrs. Roberts. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to meet with me. I have reviewed your husband’s life insurance policy in depth and, since we have waived the payments not collected during the national emergency period in accordance to the recent Supreme Court ruling, we...