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by gunsofchekhovia
Thu May 15, 2014 2:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Rest, As They Say (Promised Land theme)
Replies: 1
Views: 1109

The Rest, As They Say (Promised Land theme)

He'd heard more times than he cared to remember about the outbreak and the corrective genetic engineering and the cloning program that saved the state. But it was exhausting when all you ever saw was a sea of blond hair and blue eyes, a nation of faces that may as well have been an army of mirrors. ...
by gunsofchekhovia
Tue May 13, 2014 1:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Droning Hum of the Machines
Replies: 3
Views: 753

Re: The Droning Hum of the Machines

You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

This one is chilling, tangerine. Good work.
by gunsofchekhovia
Tue May 13, 2014 1:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: "Life is UNFAIR"
Replies: 2
Views: 891

Re: "Life is UNFAIR"

normsherman wrote:
"You're a billionaire in a bat costume," she'd replied. "Stop acting like you know how the world works."
This may be the best line in any Batman story, ever.
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon May 12, 2014 11:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: I just wanted to us ipecac in a sentence
Replies: 1
Views: 593

Re: I just wanted to us ipecac in a sentence

Awww. That's sweet.

I assumed "ipecac" was onomatopoeia.
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon May 12, 2014 11:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Grandfather
Replies: 3
Views: 579

Re: My Grandfather

"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon May 12, 2014 11:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Room
Replies: 3
Views: 558

Re: The Room

Well, then.
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon May 12, 2014 7:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: OkLovecraft : Hopeless Romantic Prompt
Replies: 1
Views: 513

Re: OkLovecraft : Hopeless Romantic Prompt

Loves long walks on the beach, non-Euclidian geometry, and that cute thing you do when you must scream but have no mouth.

Good one!
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon May 12, 2014 3:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mary's 13th Birthday (Child's Play Prompt)
Replies: 2
Views: 504

Re: Mary's 13th Birthday (Child's Play Prompt)

Con: has no use for sugar cubes or apple treats.

Pro: laser eyes.

Good stuff, Jarod!
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon May 12, 2014 3:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Exactly What It Says on the Tin (Child's Play theme)
Replies: 0
Views: 1228

Exactly What It Says on the Tin (Child's Play theme)

“Carl, will you clean that thing already? Your room smells horrible.” “Yes, ma'am.” He could see his mom's point. The walls of the aquarium were covered in spattered feces. He wondered if they were like goldfish, if they would get bigger in a bigger container. They'd have to, of course. Get bigger. ...
by gunsofchekhovia
Sun May 11, 2014 10:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Sorry for the Convenience (Retired theme)
Replies: 0
Views: 1430

Sorry for the Convenience (Retired theme)

Monday, Richie showed up for his shift to find that he was no longer needed. When he asked why, the manager simply pointed. In the canned vegetable aisle, something resembling an enormous toaster spat cans of corn at the shelf. They landed in perfectly straight rows. When he went back a week later f...
by gunsofchekhovia
Sun May 11, 2014 10:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Abyss Also Gazes (Hopeless Romantic theme)
Replies: 2
Views: 1080

Re: The Abyss Also Gazes (Hopeless Romantic theme)

Bump for Hopeless Romantic theme.
by gunsofchekhovia
Sun May 11, 2014 10:22 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The End of the End (Retired theme)
Replies: 8
Views: 1801

Re: The End of the End (Retired theme)

Bump for "retired" theme.
by gunsofchekhovia
Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:59 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Regional specialty is taken off the menu
Replies: 3
Views: 1608

Re: Regional specialty is taken off the menu

I don't eat people.
I won't eat people.
I don't eat people.
Eating people is wrong.
by gunsofchekhovia
Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:43 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Brass Memories
Replies: 3
Views: 572

Re: Brass Memories

This was terrific, mkapache!
by gunsofchekhovia
Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:16 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: One for Everyone
Replies: 6
Views: 1213

Re: One for Everyone

"Go on, take it," he said. "The first hit's free."

And he chuckled to himself, thinking, "The first hit is always free."

Fun drabble, Scattercat.
by gunsofchekhovia
Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:25 pm
Forum: 2013 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Tie-break : Story nominations : 2013 People's Choice
Replies: 5
Views: 2244

Re: Tie-break : Story nominations : 2013 People's Choice

Whoops. For some reason I didn't see the page properly. Thought I was logged in when I wasn't, yada yada. Ignore this post.
by gunsofchekhovia
Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:53 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cosmetic Relief (1st Attempt!)
Replies: 5
Views: 674

Re: Cosmetic Relief (1st Attempt!)

Welcome, Fiasco! Great job on this one. The punch line got me. Keep 'em coming!
by gunsofchekhovia
Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:23 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Happy Birthday!
Replies: 8
Views: 1416

Re: Happy Birthday!

I like it, but I'm not sure I get it. The "one! two! eight!" concerns me. I don't know what that's referring to.
by gunsofchekhovia
Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Contradictions
Replies: 8
Views: 1470

Re: Contradictions

I love it! It's disgusting!