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by Flintknapper
Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dear John (Relocation Theme)
Replies: 8
Views: 1822

Re: Dear John (Relocation Theme)

so what if he comes back as a dog? should he still offer it coffee. Or what if next time they meet he is a baby? you don't give a baby coffee. At least that is what people "tell" me.

Loved it. Good spec fic piece in general. It conveys a lot in only 100 words.
by Flintknapper
Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Occupied Lives
Replies: 3
Views: 999

Re: Occupied Lives

Made me smile. Interesting set up.
by Flintknapper
Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:00 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Curses, Follicled Again! [Moustache Mythos]
Replies: 6
Views: 887

Re: Curses, Follicled Again! [Moustache Mythos]

lol. Now there are sacred weapons. Poor Beatrice. She is just misunderstood.
by Flintknapper
Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pushy
Replies: 5
Views: 884

Re: Pushy

resting my backside against instead of butt on? maybe I do not know. I certainly did not see that coming. However, considering how much they obviously fought I should have. Who has wanted to push their spouse off a bridge to their death? Only thing that keeps me in line is that I would have to manag...
by Flintknapper
Sat Aug 31, 2013 4:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Snarky twabble,
Ungodly babble,

Women aren't evil!
They're pretty & nice!

Let'm have their way,
Or we all pay the price!
by Flintknapper
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It is evil. Everyone knows that. Everyone has always known that. I had to do something. I had to stop it. Why? I don't know.
by Flintknapper
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I shook uncontrollably. Beneath the paint was something alien. The clown spoke only three words. "Beep beep, Richie!"
by Flintknapper
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I entered the aviary and exclaimed. “I am here for the boobies!” The zoo keeper pointed out the hot blonde in a bikini top.
by Flintknapper
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I aimed the missile and pushed fire. It rocketed up towards the moon and exploded with a bang. Cheese rained from the sky.
by Flintknapper
Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Skinny B!tches
Replies: 5
Views: 981

Re: Skinny B!tches

a bit edgy, not that I am in a position to judge. I just wrote a twabble about punching a baby in the face and the evil which is "woman." On a historic note, I remember reading somewhere that Queen Mary probably did not ever say that famous line. It is funny though that it is this phrase that most p...
by Flintknapper
Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:33 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Varda wrote:
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Hey now. I resemble that remark! :evil:
You sure your not the elf lord?

lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped. They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman." The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off...
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hot dogs! I love them a bunch!
Hot dogs! I eat them for lunch!
Hot dogs! Delicious and sweet!
Hot dogs! The puppies you eat!
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1185494

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Spring, Unwinding
Replies: 7
Views: 1344

Re: Spring, Unwinding

a Steam garden? Interesting piece of flash fiction. Interesting to see steam punk boiled down to 100 words. Good imagery, but not sure it is a stand alone piece. Why would someone build a mechanical garden? to impress a lover? unleash toxic spores into the atmosphere? or do I have it wrong? are the ...
by Flintknapper
Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Emergency Landing
Replies: 7
Views: 1348

Re: Emergency Landing

This one was well written, but it feels more like the description of a single action than as a story. In reading the comments, I can see how this is actually part of a larger piece. As a stand alone this one falls flat for me, but as part of a bigger piece it may work. I do get the superhero vibe, ...
by Flintknapper
Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Unrealistic Expectations (Ugly Duckling theme)
Replies: 10
Views: 4764

Re: Unrealistic Expectations (Relocation theme)

Even the best of intentions can go awry. I liked it. Frankenstein trying to make friends and failing. I wish though that you had incorporated the classic phil hartmann frankenstien quote "Fire Bad!"