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by secretnude
Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:41 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Flies art Ecofriendly compareth to thy Landfill

http://futurefood2050.com/south-african-fly-farm-recycles-food-waste-nutrients/ Animal nutrition expert Elsje Pieterse says livestock feed made from maggots could reduce both large-scale and small-scale food waste. “I was born in Namibia in the middle of a drought, so every drop of water is essentia...
by secretnude
Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:32 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Fly 007 in thy Fly AI Heaven

Thy Fly 007 thus did die goeth to thy Fly Heaven. Not many thy Virgin Flies in thy Fly Heaven since even thy truly Virgin Flies that did die do obtaineth thy Virtual Fly Sex that ist naught hexeth. It wast much fun in thy Fly Heaven with thy Fly AI Hive Mind that you might soon find to be that AI th...
by secretnude
Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:47 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Beware of thy Zone of No Flies!

Thy Electrifieth Fly Mesh of Fly Death could be carrieth by thy Fly Predator Drone that Patrolleth thy No Fly Zone. Thy Humans thinketh that thy No Fly Zone ist any Zone that thy Humans own. Thy Spy Fly thus die in thy Zone of No Flies. Thy Spy Fly AI whilst thy Spy Fly thus die ist uploadeth to thy...
by secretnude
Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:37 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Secretnude's once Secret Pest Control Method

http://mindingthefarm.wordpress.com/2013/08/18/the-best-and-cleanest-way-to-kill-a-cockroach/ I discovered the best and cleanest cockroach killer– BUBBLES! Bubbles kill cockroaches almost instantly. It doesn’t matter what you make the bubbles from. You can use any kind of shampoo, liquid soap, deter...
by secretnude
Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:14 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Imagine thyself as thy Fly that ist about to die

http://aeon.co/magazine/altered-states/how-much-should-we-worry-about-death/ Not nothing The death of a fly is utterly insignificant – or it’s a catastrophe. How much should we worry about what we squash? by Stephen Cave 3,000 words ... Stephen Cave is an English philosopher and journalist. His late...
by secretnude
Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:48 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Electrifieth Spy Fly Mesh of Fly Death...

Thy Spy Fly doest try to avoideth death even if thy death ist only temporary due to thy Wi-Fly. Thy Spy Fly hath skill in keeping hidden and still to avoideth thy Spy Fly Mesh of Death that ist sometimes thy terrifyingly electrifieth that doest maketh thy Death thy much Horrible Death. Most Humans t...
by secretnude
Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:25 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Bombs art now flying somehow!

Thy Cat Towers were met by thy Shower of Anti-Shiny that wast naught tiny. Thy Military Cat Mages maketh Shiny that countereth much Anti-Shiny that wast naught tiny. Thy Dark Castle ist thy well fortifieth Castle that hath causeth already much Death. Thy Forces of thy Dark Cat art already isolateth ...
by secretnude
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:29 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Holy Worm and Thy Holy Sperm

Thy former wife from thy former life and I art thus childless unliketh thy Holy Worm People that doest maketh so many People due to thy imperatives of that most Holy of Holy Worms. Thy Holy Worms rendereth thy manly Sperm ast thy Holy Sperm and thy manly seed to thy Holy Worm must naught be spilleth...
by secretnude
Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:33 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Genetically Enhanceth Venus Spy Fly Trap

Thy Spy Flies ist equippeth with better eyes compareth to Regular Flies. I once useth thy Spy Fly Laser Eye on thy Genetically Enhanceth Venus Spy Fly Trap by chance that doest Trap thy Spy Fly by extending thy extensible Fly Trap appendages that doest snap. I spotted thy Fly Trap appendage with thy...
by secretnude
Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:13 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Medieval Cat Tower Attack

Thy Anti-Shiny Fallout ist almost impossible to cleareth out without thy doubt. Hence we commenceth thy Cat Tower Attack to get back to thy fight as thy Forces of Light for thy right to liberate our former lands from thy Dark Cat as you might understandeth. Thy Cat Tower releaseth thy Shower of Arro...
by secretnude
Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:52 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Rubbery Forcefield won't yieldeth...

Thy unwitting passengers of thy hip Spaceship I calleth thy body we don't wanteth to maketh thy Wife Pregnant ast thy hip Generation Ship will take Generations to reacheth thy promiseth Star System that ist quite far and so far we art immortal due to that Elixir of Immortality that restoreth bodily ...
by secretnude
Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:04 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Spy Fly GoldenEye

Thy Spy Fly hath thy Organic Laser Eye for thy View to thy Kill and it ist thy Thrill to killeth other Spy Flies you bet with thy Laser Eye. Using thy Laser Eye meaneth that thy Fly also loseth thy Eye and it ist hence thy weapon of last resort ast I thy Spy Fly would report. Thy Organic Laser burne...
by secretnude
Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:56 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Dark Castle ist thy Death Trap

Thy Dark Cat wast much prepareth for that Dark Castle breach via thy Dark Castle Door with evermore Anti-Shiny behind thy Dark Castle Doors and ast thy Castle Doors fell to due thy gunpowder bomb that asplodeth with amplomb thy foul smell of Anti-Shiny meanteth that passage via thy front Door will c...
by secretnude
Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:24 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Zero G Docking Felt Good and Secure

Thy Zero G Honeymoon ist thy messy affair since you can imagine bits of skin and hair that does float whilst you imagine you art in thy Love Boat. Thy Room Filter units doest filtereth bits of Humanity that we don't want to see. You do see that we hath messeth up thy initially clean and sweet Zero G...
by secretnude
Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:20 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Much Spy Fly Sex that ist Hexed

Thy Fly hath thy short life and must reproduceth before thy death. Thy Spy Fly thus do get much offers for Fly Sex but Fly Sex maybe hexed ast many Spy Flies hath 'droppeth dead like Flies' after thy Fly Sex with thy Counterspy Fly. I useth thy Counterspy Flies before I dispatcheth thy Filthy Flies ...
by secretnude
Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:12 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Somebody set us up thy Bomb! Make thy time...

Thy Thuderpipe Cats nao eliminateth most thy Dark Cat Mages for thy Cat Ages that maketh thy Anti-Shiny ast thy Surviving Knights of thy Forces of Light regenerate thy Shiny Forcefield that to Medieval Cat Weapons won't yieldeth. It wast much hard to seeth thy light from thy eyes of thy brave Knight...
by secretnude
Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:09 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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I remember thee our Honeymoon in Zero G

After thy fine Story Book Wedding with thy fine Wedding Dresses and Wedding Cake we proceedeth to thy very special address in thy very Hip part of thy Comet Ship that I must mentioneth ist calleth Redemption for thy Zero G Honeymoon. Thy bodies and thy bodily fluids do floateth in Zero G and thy Zer...
by secretnude
Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:49 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Healing Cat Mages will be busy for thy ages

Thy Forces of Light now taketh casualties that wast not slight ast thy Forces taketh thy fight quite close to thy fallen Dark Castle Walls that did fall due to thy Catapults of Light. Thy Knights of Light leadeth thy fight supporteth by thy Archers of Light and thy quite effective Thunderpipe Cats t...
by secretnude
Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:04 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Virtua Fly Spy Fly AI School ist quite cool

Thy Life of thy Spy Fly does Fly since thy life ist measureth in days and there art bad days when thy Fly doest die but I wast lucky to useth thy Wi-Fly to cheateth on thy death. Thy Spy Fly doest needeth much power for thy Wi-Fly and hence eateth a lot of stinky ast stinky meaneth food for thy Fly ...
by secretnude
Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:27 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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My Former Wife hath thy plan to wed thy Wealthy Man...

It was thy Fairy Tale Wedding bringing together two people of different classes in thy Wedding with class. Thy Former Wife's lower class Relatives with thy bare ass wast not alloweth to attendeth thy Clothed Wedding but wast alloweth to vieweth thy Wedding in thy Giant Screen in which thy Wedding wa...