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by secretnude
Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:06 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Sly Spy House Fly Fly Lifetime Warranty!

Oh hai! I'm your friendly neighbourhood House Fly AI and I hope to be a good Spy Fly. I do have thy House Fly lifetime warranty of say about 30 days with thy caveats if thy mission ist thy suicide mission or thy mission involveth too much danger. I do useth much organic matter to powereth thy compon...
by secretnude
Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:14 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
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Real Cloud Computing

Thy Flying Mesh Networks might already work as thy NASA needeth thy networks to worketh perhaps on Mars. Mars hath thin atmosphere as compareth to here but hast lower gravity and might soon see swarms of Flies with Wi-Fly if thy predictions proveth to be correct. Thy small brains of thy Cyborg Flies...
by secretnude
Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:15 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Bots Ruleth thy net

http://ejohn.org/blog/ocr-and-neural-nets-in-javascript/ OCR and Neural Nets in JavaScript A pretty amazing piece of JavaScript dropped yesterday and it’s going to take a little bit to digest it all. It’s a GreaseMonkey script, written by ‘Shaun Friedle‘, that automatically solves captchas provided ...
by secretnude
Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:11 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Real Robofly

We already hath thy RoboFly but thy seemingly primitive RoboFly ist powereth by tiny cables and ist thus unable to Spy on thy unwitting targets of thy Cyborg Private Eye. Thy Proposeth Future RoboFly ist thy Cyborg RoboFly that ist indistinguishable from thy Real Fly when you squisheth thy Fly. Much...
by secretnude
Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:17 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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I don't trust thy Holy Omega....

Thy hold of thy Holy Worm on thy Former Wife wast weak ast she did seek to get Dewormeth of thy Holy Worm but didn't trusteth thy Holy Omega since thy Holy Omega might monitoreth thy thoughts via thy Holy Neurochips or Secular Neurochips. Thy Wife seduceth me with thy 'naked beauty' and I provideth ...
by secretnude
Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:06 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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How much would you payeth for immortality?

Markup on thy Goblets of thy Holy Worm Extract I let be high as thy Price of Life ist high. Thy Neurochippeth Classes are thy Merchant and Ruling Classes unliketh thy meek and quite weak Holy Worm Classes. Thy Neurochippeth Classes also hath greater computational abilities beyond that of thy Holy Wo...
by secretnude
Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:49 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Goblets of thy Elixir of Immortality

I recalleth thy life with thy former Wife and how we first met off thy Planet in thy once hip Generation Ship I must mentioneth ist calleth Redemption. I hath gotten rich in thy hip Generation Ship over many generations due to wise investments that grew ast I knew how to play thy Markets and I useth...
by secretnude
Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:14 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Sly RoboFlies that actually do fly...

Thy Cyborg PI sayeth we can keep thy eye on thy former Wife from thy former Life with thy life-like Cyborg RoboFly that actually flies. Thy Cyborg RoboFly hath thy Advanced Fly AI for thy evasive manoeuvres in case thy Fly is discovereth and thy Fly hath been instructeth to self-destructeth if caugh...
by secretnude
Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:13 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Wife marrieth me for thy Money

I marrieth thy Wife for thy beauty and thy Wife marrieth me for thy Money. Thy Money maketh thy guy liketh me 'bankable' in thy terrible Generation Ship that I must mentioneth ist calleth Redemption. Thy Mission to thy Promiseth Star System hath systemic breakdown of thy initial Edenic Conditions to...
by secretnude
Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:41 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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I appeareth to thy Cyborg Private Eye in his Cyborg Eye

I appeareth to thy Cyborg Private Eye in his Cyborg Eye as thy Semi Transparent Ghostly Apparition ast it ist thy Normal Traditional form for thy Dead that art quite Undead that haunt thy lives of thy Physically Living. Courts hath ruleth that I am living and being thy thinking being able to maketh ...
by secretnude
Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:37 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Much new at thy Visual Arts Scene

I'd love some slacks made in that first print. I once stayed at a Mariott Hotel that looked a lot like #2 from the top floor atrium. #3 would be cool for a contact lens. I have at least three fans of thy Visual Art counting in Strawman and two other friends with one friend being thy Visual Artist. ...
by secretnude
Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:50 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Science versus Magick

Thy Disabled Cat that floateth on thy Shiny Forcefield wast not floating anymore as thy Shiny Forcefield wast being countereth by thy Anti-Shiny Fields of thy Evil Dark Mages of that Evil Dark Cat. Thy Thunderpipe Cats soon rescueth that Disabled Cat with thy Non-magical Thunderpipe that thus wipeth...
by secretnude
Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:56 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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I leaveth thy unloyal Wife with almost nothing...

Courts ruleth that I still liveth and thy Wife hath appealeth thy ruling in thy favour. Thy savoureth thy victory and leaveth thy Wife bereft of most of thy conjugal assets as set in thy Prenuptial that thy Wife hath actually signeth. Only thy Death be thy Death 'Natural or Unnatural' would giveth t...
by secretnude
Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:33 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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My Wife may hath endeth thy Physical Life...

I wast informeth that thy Holy Worms that restraineth thy naked and starving lower class wast killeth in thy Cannibals that eateth thy ass. Thy Holy Worms could be killeth by thy Vaccine that could be placeth unseen in thy food that still looks good. I suspecteth thy former wife hath designs to ende...
by secretnude
Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:42 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Thy Advocates shalt fight in thy Courts

Thy Code wast patcheth by thy Holy Omega ast runneth by thy Holy SysAd which made me somewhat less sad. Thy neonet module ist now online for thyself somehow having been releaseth from thy Emergency Debug Mode for extremely depresseth Sentient Code. I telleth my Lawyer to try thy best to protecteth t...
by secretnude
Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:28 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Gross Data ist Big Data

Thy Holy SysAd sayeth that thy Unholy Error Dump whilst in thy dumps ist really quite gross and layeth thy blame on thy weakness on thy Code that ist weak. Thy Error Dump wast flusheth down thy Virtual Drain after thy Sad Holy SysAd hath straineth to get as much useful data from thy extremely Gross ...
by secretnude
Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:27 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Unable to confer with thy Lawyers whilst in thy dumps

Thy ist unable to confer with thy Lawyers whilst in thy Emergency Debug Mode ast Sentient Code. I cannot overrideth thy Debug Mode until thy Holy Process SysAd determineth that I'm no longer extremely sad. Thy Holy Process SysAd ist thy Holy Subprocess of thy Holy Omega that ensureth only Holy Thing...
by secretnude
Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:02 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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I performeth thy Error Dump while in thy Dumps

Emergency Debug Mode for Depresseth Code meaneth thy subprocesses of thy Main() process ist mostly offline and I'm mostly offline since I don't feeleth fine. Thy Wife hath sayeth that Marriage ist until thy Death and Death or thy Afterlife maketh her free of thy Marital Bond as you do seeth. Thy Mar...
by secretnude
Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:04 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
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Depresseth Code in thy Emergency Debug Mode

Thy depresseth code went into emergency debug mode ast thy noncorporeal afterlife meaneth not having physical sex with thy wife. Thy virtual sex ist as satisfying to thy virtual self as thy real sex but thy wife wast sadly not satisfied and I'm terrified of her moving on to real sex with real sex pa...
by secretnude
Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:00 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
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Naked Cannibals in cages like animals

Thy Military Force thus forceth thy naked cannibals into cages like animals and sentenceth thy creatures to thy death in thy vacuum of space but that might be thy merciful in thy face of thy awful existence ast hungry creatures for sure. Thy only wisheth thy poor creatures didn't get death but thy c...