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by unreliable narrator
Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A dark chuckle resonatated around the chamber, echoes chasing each other like playful children. Limbs bound, he wept. I don't think that comes under the heading of variant spelling conventions, so it must be a typo, right? Shouldn't it be, 'resonated?' :) Doh! Yes quite right.... Oh the shame!
by unreliable narrator
Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:21 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Long Game
Replies: 3
Views: 1024

Re: The Long Game

Nice!
by unreliable narrator
Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The terms "Collateral Damage" and "Friendly Fire" soothed him little as he lay bloody and broken in the hot desert dust.
by unreliable narrator
Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A dark chuckle resonatated around the chamber, echoes chasing each other like playful children.

Limbs bound, he wept.
by unreliable narrator
Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Professor Green looked round in wonder.
Her Miniaturisation Ray had worked!
The cockroach approached jaws snapping.
by unreliable narrator
Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The chain of Atheism Stores were doing well on the stock market despite being set up as a not-for-prophet organisation.
by unreliable narrator
Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:31 pm
Forum: Drabbleclassics
Topic: Vote here - It's The Worm Within Vs. Code Brown!
Replies: 6
Views: 7003

Re: Vote here - It's The Worm Within Vs. Code Brown!

Code Brown all the way!
I've introduced several mates to DC using this story which was met universal hilarity.
by unreliable narrator
Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Barney grinned slyly as he sliced the brake cables, and crept unseen back to his cave.
Fred had Yabadabba-ed his last do!
by unreliable narrator
Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Droplets of greenish slime dripped from the ceiling of the escape pod forming a gelatinous pool.
So much for a fast exit.
by unreliable narrator
Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

To save money my girlfriend bought cheap toilet paper, but it was a bad decision and now we've got a real mess on our hands.
by unreliable narrator
Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Hey Daddy there's a lady jogging over there."
Sorry, we need room in the trunk for groceries but good eye, son, good eye.
by unreliable narrator
Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I took my girlfriend to the zoo last weekend but the only animal they had was a little dog sitting in a cage.

It was a shitzu.
by unreliable narrator
Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mod note: This refers to a discussion that was subsequently split to the Twabble censorship thread . Wow. Thanks for your support guys. It means alot! You may have to put up with a few more of my ramblings afterall..... The chef lay crumpled and bleeding under a pile of cooling patisserie. The angr...
by unreliable narrator
Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twabble censorship
Replies: 22
Views: 10221

Twabble censorship

Mod note: split from main twabble thread, as slightly off topic there, July 12, 2014 My mum told me having one testicle does not make someone a freak but I still say it's creepy and she should have it removed. I appear to have offended people with this post which was not my intention. Apologies to ...
by unreliable narrator
Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I always knew my ex-wife had a tender side. Unfortunately I had to throw the rest away as it was mainly fatty and inedible.
by unreliable narrator
Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:25 am
Forum: Drabbleclassics
Topic: Vote here - It's Tim Pratt VS Robert Reed!
Replies: 10
Views: 8676

Re: Vote here - It's Tim Pratt VS Robert Reed!

I definately agree on The Man Who Drew Cats.... Great story and excellent narrration/production.

Also how about.....
Code Brown.... hilarious.
The Belonging Kind.... Atmospheric and suitabley weird
Bears Discover Fire.... Sweet, moving and allegorical

Cheers!
by unreliable narrator
Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Today burglars broke into my house and stole everything except the soap, shower gel and deodorant. The dirty Bastards!
by unreliable narrator
Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mozilla poked gingerly through the smoking fragments of bone and fur when shock dawned. Someone had set fire to his fox!
by unreliable narrator
Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

By means of apology.......

The zombie skeleton had always thought he was mind-blowing but even he was shocked when the moderator's head exploded!

I will find a suitably subtle replacement when I eventually stop crying.... :)
by unreliable narrator
Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7693
Views: 1137374

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Sorry guys!!!! The avatar is no more......