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by unreliable narrator
Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

JoshPeters wrote:Morning broke like an egg dropped from the roof of a tall building, smearing the yolk of day across the gray sidewalk sky.
Nice! :D
by unreliable narrator
Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"My wife's star sign was Cancer" Simon said sadly, "so it was quite ironic how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab." Nice twist. I think the rythmn would be better with an ellipsis rather than a second sentence: My wife's star sign was Cancer" Simon said sadly, "so it was really very ironic ...
by unreliable narrator
Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"My wife's star sign was Cancer" Simon said sadly, "so it was quite ironic how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab."
by unreliable narrator
Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My sister just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. She said it was pretty bad at first but by the end she kind of liked it.
by unreliable narrator
Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She lifted him deftly and slipped his head into the hot liquid. As she swirled him realisation dawned. He was stir crazy!
by unreliable narrator
Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:28 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 335 - To Whatever
Replies: 17
Views: 7071

Re: Drabblecast 335 - To Whatever

Excellent and hilarious story. Loved the narration too. Thanks guys!
by unreliable narrator
Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twabble censorship
Replies: 22
Views: 7691

Re: Twabble censorship

My best friend in the whole world was transgender, prior to this death last year. I found this funny, and I know he would have too. Transgender people can be very sensitive about their condition but you shouldn't give up writing because you got a rise out of somebody! Isn't that what writer's do af...
by unreliable narrator
Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I remember when Sharon turned me down to our high school prom party.
Must've been 1984.
I miss Sharon.
So does her family.
by unreliable narrator
Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:51 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last guy on Earth!" she screamed.
He smiled cooly, "Who'd be around to stop me?"
by unreliable narrator
Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"How's Al after the operation?" Kris asked.
"Well, he's doing okay for a guy who's coughing up somebody else's phlegm."
by unreliable narrator
Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The second crow landed silently with a conspiratorial glance, but in seconds they were arrested for attempted murder.
by unreliable narrator
Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Chairman Goodchild wrote:For sale: baby shoes, never worn. The doctor gave the parents the terrible news. Their daughter was born with huge feet.

Lol! Nice spin on the 6 word novel!
by unreliable narrator
Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I ate you" the note had read.
Sam wondered at the poor spelling.
Surely she'd meant "hate".
Still curious he dissolved.
by unreliable narrator
Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Al had had numbness down his arm for days then he noticed the crunching from the waste disposal and tugging at his sleeve.
by unreliable narrator
Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:37 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: RIP Lawrence Santoro
Replies: 3
Views: 1915

RIP Lawrence Santoro

RIP Lawrence Santoro,
much loved host of Tales to Terrify.
You are sadly missed.
Wishing you, "Pleasant dreams, hmmm!"
by unreliable narrator
Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The flashbulb blinded Pickman in the gloom of his unlit studio as a greenish-black finger poised to take another image.
by unreliable narrator
Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."
by unreliable narrator
Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A mushroom cloud rose majestically into the air signalling the end of the hostilities.

The food fight was finally over!
by unreliable narrator
Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7560
Views: 887195

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

His feet deemed too small, the trainee clown avoided eye contact with his disappointed peers and left the tent in shame.