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by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 30, 2014 11:03 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer
Replies: 12
Views: 7741

Re: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer

Interesting news report. I'll make sure to tell my wife right away and see how much she really cares about my health.
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247336

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mom said, "As long as that box is closed, the cat is both alive & dead." But after a few weeks, "alive" smelled pretty ripe. Niiiice. And nice use of the ampersand, too. I'll have to remember that trick. Being able to save two characters on an 'and' would come in mighty handy with some twabbles.
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Gardening
Replies: 10
Views: 4393

Re: Gardening

Very well written, I think.
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:22 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Opposite of the narrative or expository voice?
Replies: 1
Views: 2265

Opposite of the narrative or expository voice?

I'm missing a word from my vocabulary. It's a bit embarrassing, and I've looked for it, but I can't find it anywhere. For example, here's a story fragment told in an expository voice. Tommy's frustration and anger washed over him as he climbed the stairs onto the roof. He greeted his friend Mark, an...
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:35 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Making the Rounds
Replies: 10
Views: 2667

Re: Making the Rounds

That's a pretty good one.

An issue: (field not yet decided) is a distraction from the flow of the story. It's a bit jarring, and when nothing comes of it, that becomes a shaggy-dog phrase. I'd recommend you use those four words to flesh out another part of the story.
by Chairman Goodchild
Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247336

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

After his announcement of a cure for Toxoplasma Gondii, Dr. Flegr was declared fair game by the Cat Protection Society. Nice one. My wife and I have two cats at home, and I grew up with cats on a family farm. I'm not sure if I'd want to know if I had Toxoplasma Gondii. I try to avoid thinking about...
by Chairman Goodchild
Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:11 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247336

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tears of joy washed over my face. Our family business was saved from the brink. Sales of baby coffins had nearly tripled.
by Chairman Goodchild
Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:06 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What's your favorite word?
Replies: 18
Views: 6569

Re: What's your favorite word?

Embiggen.
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Secret Histories Of His Species [Category: Cnsprcy Thrs]
Replies: 7
Views: 2172

Re: The Secret Histories Of His Species [Category: Cnsprcy T

I love fiction like this, where the reader glimpses part of a larger picture that's never revealed. On one hand, there's a description of a cleric being tortured and killed. That's not interesting by itself. On the other hand, he's an member of an alien race with an ultra-orthodox religion that unco...
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Exactly 100 Words
Replies: 10
Views: 2402

Re: Exactly 100 Words

unseentangerine wrote:This one's a choose your own ending :o

(added an ellipsis to indicate the incomplete thought)

Everyone has secret desires:
Mine?
I want to smell . . .
Ok, here's my finger.
by Chairman Goodchild
Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:17 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Proposal for future writing contests
Replies: 11
Views: 5152

Re: Proposal for future writing contests

strawman wrote:Welcome to Slushworld, Mr. Chairman.
Only there is no deadline for submissions, so there is an unending stream.
So, what's the rate of alcoholism for slush readers?
by Chairman Goodchild
Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:12 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Proposal for future writing contests
Replies: 11
Views: 5152

Proposal for future writing contests

I read every story submitted for the Cat with Blue Fur writing contest in the sci-fi, fantasy, and horror sections. It took a few hours for me, and a few stiff drinks. Many of the stories were fun to read, and well-done. Many more of them were not fun to read or well done. There was a big signal-to-...
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:54 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 340 - On a Clear Day You Can See All the Way to
Replies: 19
Views: 8880

Re: Drabblecast 340 - On a Clear Day You Can See All the Way

strawman wrote:What a cool idea, nicely executed.
I'm sure it lead to some hard work among the production staff, but it was a great thing to get the fans involved with this production. A very enjoyable episode.
by Chairman Goodchild
Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247336

Re: Laugh? I almost started

pondspider wrote:Pete the centaur was glum.
Friends tried cheering him up, but to no avail.
In the end one asked, "Hey, why the long face?".
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey, why the long face?"
So the horse replies, "My wife is dying of cancer."
by Chairman Goodchild
Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:08 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: New Twin Peaks miniseries due in 2016
Replies: 3
Views: 2598

New Twin Peaks miniseries due in 2016

0rjJ51N7qZY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING HOLY, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??!! Tell me! What do you want, the soul of my firstborn child? It's yours! ‘Twin Peaks’ Returns As Showtime Limited Series From David Lynch & Mark Frost Twin Peaks fans’ quarter-century wait is over. One of the top cult series o...
by Chairman Goodchild
Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247336

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.
by Chairman Goodchild
Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:52 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication
Replies: 4
Views: 2437

Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

Roots grow out of vagina after woman uses potato as contraceptive A 22-year-old woman placed a potato in her vagina after her mother told her it was a fail proof contraceptive method. After experiencing pain in her abdominal area, the Columbian woman went to a local hospital to get help. Embarrasse...
by Chairman Goodchild
Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:42 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Return Favor (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Replies: 3
Views: 1281

Re: Return Favor (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

Opening the door when one's hands are full: one human soul. Hey, gotta pay a guy back somehow.
by Chairman Goodchild
Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7727
Views: 1247336

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Spindaddy wrote:There was no Tugboat at the end of the dock. The Captain leered at me. "Ye said ye wanted to apply for the tug job. Get to it!"
Toot, toot!