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by CLP
Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Creature Was Stirring
Replies: 4
Views: 852

Re: A Creature Was Stirring

It turns out, the naughty and nice thing was just a myth. Santa actually leaves presents in exchange for cookies
by CLP
Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Creature Was Stirring
Replies: 4
Views: 852

A Creature Was Stirring

“Who the hell?” said Chester down the shotgun barrel. “Ho Ho Ho! Why, it’s me, Santa Claus.” The red-coated portly man turned cautiously, still clutching a frosted cookie in his raised mitts. “Ain’t no such thing! Don’t move!” Santa’s cookie hand inched incrementally toward his heavily bearded mouth...
by CLP
Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Forgotten Christmas Tree
Replies: 3
Views: 583

Re: The Forgotten Christmas Tree

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by CLP
Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Forgotten Christmas Tree
Replies: 3
Views: 583

The Forgotten Christmas Tree

Far from the diminishing cities, in a desolate forest, a fir tree grows. A Christmas tree, forgotten for centuries. The deplorable imposition of harvesting Christmas trees had long faded to duty. Duty subsequently faded to tradition. Tradition faded to whim, then, like all such whims, faded to obliv...
by CLP
Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187273

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I knew Timmy was destined to be an executive when he got a train set for Christmas. By May he had micromanaged it into ruin.
by CLP
Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Wise Men
Replies: 3
Views: 607

Re: Wise Men

dead on.
by CLP
Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Wise Men
Replies: 3
Views: 607

Wise Men

“Here’s the gold” said One to the father. “If you wouldn’t have lit that beacon we never would have found you.” “She tried to run?” said Two, cradling a box of tear-shaped dried sap. “She slipped out in the still of night. I found her in this barn.” He eyed the box. “Is that…” “Yes,” said Three. “Bl...
by CLP
Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:49 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Earth Disaster
Replies: 6
Views: 1070

Re: Earth Disaster

No. These are research humans. They are not food grade. You'll get sick. You had better stick to eating livestock humans.
by CLP
Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Earth Disaster
Replies: 6
Views: 1070

Earth Disaster

“After each experiment, freeze the specimen overnight to euthanize them. These are an invasive species, you must use caution. I’m sure you remember the Earth Disaster? “No? Dr. Godfry, a scientist on Earth, didn’t latch the containment unit properly. Only two escaped! They commenced breeding, comple...
by CLP
Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Automatic Sheriff
Replies: 2
Views: 570

The Automatic Sheriff

Billy’s heart pounded. Dust blowing through the empty streets clung to the sweat on his brow. He flexed his fingers near the revolver at his hip. The Automatic Sheriff was the reciprocal. Cold. Still. Its heart, pendulum or what-ever-the-hell ticked steady as a metronome. The clock struck noon, stea...
by CLP
Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Nature of Will
Replies: 5
Views: 914

Re: The Nature of Will

yes!!! good one.
by CLP
Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:27 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Siren
Replies: 9
Views: 1730

Re: Siren

cdugger wrote:My read is up.

I gotta tell you, this one was a blast to read. It's almost as much fun to listen to. The story is hilarious! Great job, CLP!
Thanks. The read was awsome! I enjoyed hearing it.
by CLP
Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Committee Chair
Replies: 3
Views: 579

Re: The Committee Chair

ROU Killing Time wrote:Change "Bob" to "Chris" :D

This is not based on a true story...... or is it? :?
by CLP
Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Committee Chair
Replies: 3
Views: 579

The Committee Chair

They voted Bob Chair of the Halloween Party Committee. At first, he was annoyed; he didn’t want the extra work. But he soon realized there was power that came with it. The power was intoxicating. It sparked feelings within Bob he had suppressed since his days as hall monitor in junior high. He wield...
by CLP
Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1187273

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I created the sun to warm her,
The water to sooth her.
I created Heaven and Earth,
All for her.
And she does not know I exist.
by CLP
Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Quantum Jumping
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Re: Quantum Jumping

doh! Thanks. Spelling and I have never been on good terms and spellcheck seems to take sides with spelling.
by CLP
Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:15 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Quantum Jumping
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Quantum Jumping

"Quantum Jumping: Gain wisdom and insight by visiting alternate versions of yourself." I know it's a scam, but what if...? Besides, I hate my life. What harm could it do? I try it and miraculously, it works! I visit a rich, successful me. He says, "I didn't waste my money on this crap!" I visit a he...
by CLP
Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Time Again
Replies: 3
Views: 690

Time Again

It’s Friday after five. I double check. Elated, I rush home. It feels like an eternity since I’ve seen Danielle. I jump from my car. She’s there, tossing her keys on the table, her hair indicative of a stressful day. Time laughs a deep rumble, and steps between me and Danielle. I run smack into Time...
by CLP
Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Knife
Replies: 15
Views: 2185

Re: Knife

i love one. delightfully disturbing.
by CLP
Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Siren
Replies: 9
Views: 1730

Re: Siren

Thanks everyone. Glad you all enjoyed this one. it is my wife's favorite.