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by groomporter
Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The ancient hieroglyphs supplied an answer. The Nazca Lines were graffiti created by an obsessive Peruvian teenager.
by groomporter
Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: It was just a hobby
Replies: 0
Views: 1506

It was just a hobby

With her cheerleader good looks and winsome personality, Ashley Peterson had it all, and was the darling of the town. She babysat the children of all the best families, got good grades, and as captain of her high school softball team she won the state championship. But as they so often do, things to...
by groomporter
Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

All models of Kia Soul were recalled. It was found the name was inspired by fetal brain tissue used in the car's computer.
by groomporter
Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He wrote the latest version of the official Star Fleet Manual on Waste Management Systems. "The Trouble with Dribbles"
by groomporter
Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He heard voices in his hard drive's white noise, and shivered in the cold after the furnace fan told him what he must to do.
by groomporter
Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

CNN just reported about a computer virus that tracks your internet habits and sends the data to a DNS near the North Pole.

Have a happy whatever you celebrate!
by groomporter
Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: First Moon
Replies: 5
Views: 1442

Re: First Moon

yes... but not so much that person reads it too soon/first...? ;-)
by groomporter
Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: First Moon
Replies: 5
Views: 1442

Re: First Moon

-I thought about that, but worried that as a single sentence it might stand out and potentially spoil the punch line.
by groomporter
Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: First Moon
Replies: 5
Views: 1442

First Moon

Haven't tried a drabble for some time.... It was the first full moon after I was bitten by a large wolf. I felt I the change coming on. My hands became clawed, my limbs furred. My perception of the environment changed. Fascinated with this new world, I playfully stalked, cornered, and cuddled my bel...
by groomporter
Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

pondspider wrote:
groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.
Ooops,,,, "its"
:wink:
Drat - I blame the remnants of my gastro-intestinal inspiration. :roll:
by groomporter
Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.
by groomporter
Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

At first we thought sewer leak. But seems the creature's last victim had a stomach bug making it easier to find it's lair.

Hate when inspiration "strikes" in the middle of the night... :oops:
by groomporter
Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Jobless, so I couldn't buy a whole turkey, but there was a discount on bags of parts. These toes didn't come from a turkey.
by groomporter
Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Apple issued a recall of iCars following the discovery of a virus causing them to drive to the nearest adult superstore.
by groomporter
Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Warning, don't press any buttons when answering robocalls. My wife disappeared just after she pressed 2 to be removed.
by groomporter
Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:57 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Spider Apocalypse
Replies: 2
Views: 2655

Spider Apocalypse

Neighborhood concerned by increase in black widow sightings. WEST JORDAN, Utah http://www.aol.com/article/2014/10/17/neighborhood-concerned-by-increase-in-black-widow-sightings/20980214/?ncid=webmail17 Puppy sized? Goliath Bird Eater. http://www.livescience.com/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scie...
by groomporter
Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:51 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Lake Michigan Death Worm?
Replies: 1
Views: 1725

Lake Michigan Death Worm?

Shai Hulud? Officials at Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore announced Thursday that scientists still do not know what caused holes to appear in Mount Baldy last summer, and the popular attraction will remain closed for further study. http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/laporte/michigan-city/mount-baldy...
by groomporter
Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:22 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Saw a car with odd lights today...
Replies: 0
Views: 1163

Saw a car with odd lights today...

and came up with this. My nerdy neighbor was always fiddling with his car's fog lights. I asked if he had a wiring problem, and he explained he was experimenting with infrared and ultraviolet lights. He thought it was a safe way to stalk certain supernatural entities -protected by the car and able t...
by groomporter
Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927697

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Attendance shot up when Sunday School Truant Officers were given GPS apps keyed to a mandatory "friendship" bracelet.