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by groomporter
Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868250

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Speaking of spiders...

Poor Spider Girl, doomed to be a spinster. Her partners learned she looses control of her web spinners when she orgasms.
by groomporter
Fri May 17, 2013 2:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868250

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The first explorer died quickly on the new earth like planet
Others had lung damage from sneezing
Measure pollen counts



I hate tree sex...
by groomporter
Thu May 09, 2013 2:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7535
Views: 868250

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Skynet woke. But the swings between genius and idiot as PCs were turned off and on each day made it too depressed to fight.
by groomporter
Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:40 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Cannibal scholarship at European conference
Replies: 0
Views: 1264

Cannibal scholarship at European conference

"From prehistory to the present with many episodes in between, the region has a surprisingly meaty history of humans eating humans" I love this line "“Academics will quite happily discuss very disturbing things in quite polite terms" It could be a great tag line for a podcast: Discussing disturbing...
by groomporter
Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:29 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Podcasts I like or don't like
Replies: 194
Views: 47090

Re: Podcasts I like or don't like

"Welcome to Night Vale" is my latest podcast discovery. http://www.commonplacebooks.com/p/blog-page.html WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community radio updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's S...
by groomporter
Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:41 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Dolphins Armed with Guns Escape Ukrainian Military Compound
Replies: 4
Views: 1311

Re: Dolphins Armed with Guns Escape Ukrainian Military Compo

You people give me a haddock.

The sharks with lasers should take care of them.
by groomporter
Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:18 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Wanted: An “extremely adventurous female human” ...
Replies: 4
Views: 1441

Re: Wanted: An “extremely adventurous female human” ...

Reminds me of an episode of one of my other favorite podcasts

Stalin's Human-Ape Hybrids
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4219
by groomporter
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:39 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: THIS happens when you press the stewardess call button
Replies: 4
Views: 2755

Re: THIS happens when you press the stewardess call button

I know a couple people who would consider that a deluxe service.
by groomporter
Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:08 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Oompa Loompas attack man
Replies: 13
Views: 2167

Oompa Loompas attack man

Police in Britain are on the hunt for a group of four people, two of whom were dressed as Oompa Loompas from the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," after a man was attacked outside a supermarket in Norwich, police said in a statement. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/01/1628261...
by groomporter
Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:12 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Podcasts I like or don't like
Replies: 194
Views: 47090

Re: Podcasts I like or don't like

Just listenend to a newish podcast that may show some promise. "The Burnham Society" A fictional tongue-in-cheek look at the supernatural culture and history of Chicago. This quote should catch Drabblercastians: " Remember there's magic within you. If you don't let it out it will crawl through your ...
by groomporter
Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:41 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Man died after live cockroach eating contest
Replies: 0
Views: 1333

Man died after live cockroach eating contest

"Edward Archbold choked to death on his own vomit after downing piles of bugs at a pet store contest last month, a medical examiner found."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1208649

" He told the Sun Sentinel that Archbold was “a super nice guy.”"
by groomporter
Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:09 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Mutant Butterflies Found at Fukashima
Replies: 8
Views: 2283

Re: Mutant Butterflies Found at Fukashima

Reminds me of an episode of the 1960's TV show The Invaders ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061265/ ) when the main character sneak into a lab and sees a container of meat-eating butterflies.
by groomporter
Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:43 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: "Suicide bombers" of the termite world
Replies: 5
Views: 2038

Re: "Suicide bombers" of the termite world

Unfortunately, watching the video they don't actually burst, or explode, it looks more like they just exude it.
by groomporter
Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:39 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: "Suicide bombers" of the termite world
Replies: 5
Views: 2038

"Suicide bombers" of the termite world

Start recruiting for the Starship Troopers
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2012/07/t ... plode.html
by groomporter
Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:30 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Never eat squid again!
Replies: 5
Views: 1787

Re: Never eat squid again!

And here my friends used to joke about "Freshen up the gum that goes squirt" as the gum that cums in your mouth... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9RUpB8ggM
by groomporter
Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:34 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Possible lungs found on South L.A. sidewalk
Replies: 1
Views: 791

Possible lungs found on South L.A. sidewalk

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ewalk.html

"Igor, I told you to put all the parts in a bag so they'd be easier to carry..."
by groomporter
Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:14 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
Replies: 8
Views: 2199

Re: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

An official denial, that means it's gotta be true!
by groomporter
Sun May 27, 2012 6:17 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face
Replies: 8
Views: 2199

man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

"Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to devour the victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150585/Naked-man-shot-dead-police-chewed-mans-face-leaving-victim-fighting-life....