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by groomporter
Thu May 24, 2012 3:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886901

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I have an unknown pinkish sprout growing in my garden so...

The Rabbi realized some things should not be composted when phallus shaped stalks appeared zombie-like in the garden.
by groomporter
Wed May 23, 2012 4:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886901

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Meg's new E-chastity belt was fun until the matching RFID key on Tom's Prince Albert shorted out. The Honeymoon was off.
by groomporter
Thu May 10, 2012 5:44 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Corpses as Medicine
Replies: 5
Views: 1217

Re: Corpses as Medicine

I'm thinking of a new doctor character for the local Renaissance faire... over-sized mortar and pestle, a few bones, a few bottles with various red-colored tinctures...
by groomporter
Thu May 10, 2012 3:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Corpses as Medicine
Replies: 5
Views: 1217

Corpses as Medicine

"The Gruesome History of Eating Corpses as Medicine"

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-a ... =fullstory
by groomporter
Thu May 10, 2012 1:23 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Real life Cryptozology mission to the Congo
Replies: 6
Views: 1752

Re: Real life Cryptozology mission to the Congo

strawman wrote: Connor Choadsworth ought to apply to guide this expedition.
Could also have Choadsworth's next expedition funded by Creationists since there are some who support cryptozoology thinking that finding a living dinosaur would disprove evolution.
by groomporter
Wed May 09, 2012 1:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Ancient plaque buildup a boon to archaeology
Replies: 0
Views: 900

Ancient plaque buildup a boon to archaeology

So by brushing our teeth we're denying information to future archaeologists...

http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/16586
by groomporter
Tue May 08, 2012 2:24 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Dino Farts
Replies: 4
Views: 1042

Re: Dino Farts

PZ Myers straightened this one out.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2012 ... _dying.php
by groomporter
Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:59 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Order of the Good Death
Replies: 4
Views: 1792

Order of the Good Death

A fun series of videos by a cute young mortician http://www.youtube.com/user/OrderoftheGoodDeath From her website: The Order is about making death a part of your life. That means committing to staring down your death fears- whether it be your own death, the death of those you love, the pain of dying...
by groomporter
Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:26 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives
Replies: 1
Views: 796

Re: Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives

I'm thinking a new variation on Tibetan "sky burial"
by groomporter
Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:51 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives
Replies: 1
Views: 796

Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives

Horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris...
http://boingboing.net/2012/04/22/howto- ... mal-c.html
by groomporter
Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: What? They couldn't just leave it?
Replies: 3
Views: 834

Re: What? They couldn't just leave it?

I heard about that on the radio and wondered why it could have been towed in and auctioned off as salvage.
by groomporter
Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:54 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Plastic-Eating Fungi Found in the Amazon
Replies: 1
Views: 1019

Plastic-Eating Fungi Found in the Amazon

Plastic-Eating Fungi Found in the Amazon May Solve World’s Waste Problem
http://mashable.com/2012/03/07/plastic-eating-fungi/

Imagine the chaos in the porn industry & Hollywood if it develops a taste for silicone?

Not to imagine the chaos if it began to run wild on plastic in general.
by groomporter
Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:15 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Put your brain in a robot and live forever?
Replies: 6
Views: 1290

Re: Put your brain in a robot and live forever?

I could help but think about the Daleks from Dr. Who
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by groomporter
Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:32 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Planning to make cane from amputated foot?
Replies: 3
Views: 1307

Re: Planning to make cane from amputated foot?

I do wonder how he's going to re-articulate the foot bones together to to make a sturdy enough cane handle out of them.
by groomporter
Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:26 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Listen to the predatory mice who howl before they kill
Replies: 2
Views: 863

Re: Listen to the predatory mice who howl before they kill

Even a man pure of heart,
and says his prayers at night,
can become a mouse when the mousebane blooms,
and the autumn moon is bright.
by groomporter
Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:37 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Planning to make cane from amputated foot?
Replies: 3
Views: 1307

Planning to make cane from amputated foot?

Talk about extreme crafting. Planning on using his own amputated foor to make himself a cane? How did he talk the doctors into giving it to him. I suppose it's your "part" so you must have some right to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyWBKs_02k&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4U5kLk648&