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by seani
Wed May 19, 2010 2:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Line Noise

Mighty arcs crackled and faded for the last time. Tesla frowned at the tachyon encoded message: "ICanHasCheezburger"
by seani
Wed May 19, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

swamp wrote:Seani, ASID, and Travelin Corpse Feet,

You have been Dribbled.
Honoured!

Fallen right behind with Real Life, and now catching up. Stomach and mind churningly good stuff on here. The perfect antidote to Twitter haiku love-fests.
by seani
Wed May 19, 2010 2:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Back at ya: Jonah sat contented, chewing, thinking of the savings in cereal. Cockroaches are so crunchy in milk! Ewww, nice. Double back at ya: Roach urine, combined with liberal amounts of aphid milk and fly sputum has been shown to alleviate testicular cancer. Well, in keeping with an apparent un...
by seani
Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Anti-Social Networking

Eventually he's dead. One anonymous punch from each of us was all it took. We quietly disperse. Until the next Flashmob.
by seani
Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:14 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: EscapePod silence...
Replies: 34
Views: 7251

Re: EscapePod silence...

Thanks! Good to hear that it's a change in circumstances.
by seani
Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:44 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: EscapePod silence...
Replies: 34
Views: 7251

EscapePod silence...

...but PodCastle and PseudoPod seem to be going.

Nothing sinister or unfortunate I hope. Did I miss an announcement?
by seani
Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Check your answers

"So that" Bessler says, wiping his hands "is why overbalancing wheels never work". Behind him, the clicks accelerate.
by seani
Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Long shot

What Goliath didn't anticipate, as he idly watched the sling blur, was just how large a target his testicles presented.
by seani
Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Arse and double arse (and thanks!) Off to prune a char... A change (for the worst) "Formal proof then Gentlemen; Reality is encoded in a sequence of Pi. Now don't panic - we mustn't react irrationally". (R's and double R's. Grrr.) and I think for the better, or at least slightly geekier: "Formal pro...
by seani
Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Show your working

"Formal proof then Gentlemen; Reality is encoded in a sequence of Pi. Now don't panic - we musn't behave irrationally".
by seani
Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mindreading wasn't even difficult to master. If only I hadn't tried it on myself - we wouldn't be trapped in here with us.
by seani
Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Inspiration

"Mr Schrodinger, your hat!" she shouted waving the box. I took it but, to be honest, I can't decide if it's in there or not.
by seani
Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Crikey, I was Twabbled! How exciting. He knows his sound effects, doesn't he?
by seani
Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Can I do you now?

The only insomniac cleaner working in Area 51 finds an off switch for the Sun.

Desperate for 5 minutes sleep, she uses it.
by seani
Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

@ROU I recognise the error of my ways.I've been on a highlighting spree by way of mitigation.
by seani
Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Inspired by yesterday's sermon

Kolchak held up the cross, but the vampire just laughed. "We are all God's creatures," it said. "He knows we need to eat." Ooh nice bit of menace in there. I like the way it whips the rug from under a Vampiric staple. And I like the blue text. Is it (c) ASID? Seems like a practical way to flag "her...
by seani
Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Mugshot

I try to snatch it back. Too late. "Dorian!", she exclaims, "What's with your passport photo?". My dissolution begins.
by seani
Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7694
Views: 1141057

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

@alex that might be the most bespoke piece of prose I've ever seen, corking!