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by nevermore_66
Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Peter Piper picked a penny
to pay to peek upon a pack
of pickled punks & promptly puked
at presentations of misspent spunk
by nevermore_66
Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:38 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He is a jerk in the comics. He called Ms. Marvel a "sow". That woman has lovely curves she should be proud of, and he's trying to put that anorexic supermodel BS into her head. Global tyranny is one thing, but that's just...that's just mean, man.
by nevermore_66
Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My doctor told me what to do. He said: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wala-wala bing bang. I then realized I was suffering a stroke.
by nevermore_66
Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:39 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Logical Fallacy Hating Lamprey
Replies: 1
Views: 738

Logical Fallacy Hating Lamprey

In this argumentative world of false logic, I have created a new mascot to help the kids...


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by nevermore_66
Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:24 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The sword was impounded. T'is written: he who removes the sword from the evidence locker...shall receive stiff fines.

:twisted:
by nevermore_66
Tue May 31, 2011 3:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I haunt health gurus, write in blood on their walls: "Death is inevitable - I quit cigarettes - And choked on a vegetable"
by nevermore_66
Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Inspired by Lovecraft Month ("The Tentacled Sky", "Floaters", and "Nyarlathotep" in particular):

The moon greenly gleams. Outside, someone screams: OH GODS! TEAR OUT MY EYES. THERE IS NO HEAVEN. ONLY TENTACLED SKIES.
by nevermore_66
Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

SELF HELP
The seminar worked. I can do anything now. Even stand up to Ray. He sold ice cream on my route again. So I torched his truck.
by nevermore_66
Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tbaker2500 wrote:Booo! Hiss!
Dude, I've got so many congratulatory voices in my head to block that noise out with. Right, fellas?

:D :mrgreen: :roll: 8) :twisted: :) :o :P :lol: :wink:
by nevermore_66
Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:56 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She still dances the Möbius Strip, pulling off her skin, revealing another outfit. Skeletons clutching singles grin.
by nevermore_66
Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ROU Killing Time wrote:
nevermore_66 wrote:Where's the frakin "Like" button.
Thanks :D
by nevermore_66
Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

THE ANSWER
The Sphinx riddled. Nyarlathotep smothered her with 1,000 pseudopods. "Me," it said, "I walk on as many legs as I wish."
by nevermore_66
Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

PureChance wrote:I hope you don't mind my drawing inspiration from you're twabble like this...
Not at all. This ain't no vacuum, it's a dialogue :D
by nevermore_66
Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"What's eating you?" He doesn't say, doesn't even lift his head. That's ok. I answer my own riddle and take another bite.
by nevermore_66
Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:09 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Eye--Heart--You
Replies: 7
Views: 1440

Re: Eye--Heart--You

Thanks!

I'm a big fan of that story too. I about wore out my CDs to Closed on Account of Rabies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_on_ ... _of_Rabies) with Iggy Pop's rendition of "The Tell-Tale Heart".

by nevermore_66
Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post-apocalyptic Corvid Parable
"I never left. When you saw one set of footprints, I rode on your shoulders...yum," said the crow to the now blind zombie.
by nevermore_66
Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:55 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I gave a cannibal a severed arm, and fed him for a day. Later, I gave that same cannibal a meat cleaver, and fed him for life.
by nevermore_66
Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7558
Views: 886856

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As it turned out, it wasn't a rock, but a rock lobster. It devoured the entire unwary family with its dripping proboscis.
by nevermore_66
Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Eye--Heart--You
Replies: 7
Views: 1440

Re: Eye--Heart--You

Appreciated. And this is certainly available to anyone that wants to give it the treatment.
by nevermore_66
Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:25 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 195 - A Matter of Size
Replies: 49
Views: 7647

Re: Drabblecast 195- A Matter of Size by Robert Jeschonek

I find that this style tends to conceal the actual gravity of the story at first, then slingshot the seriousness of it all right into the reader's mind. It's like getting beaten with a sand-filled Hello Kitty plushie. You laugh the first time, then wince, then realize with a shock what's actually h...