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by nevermore_66
Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Even now, as I nod sympathetically, I saw off bits of you to stitch to other stolen parts in the laboratory behind my eyes.
by nevermore_66
Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:54 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: German Student Throws Puppy at Hells Angels
Replies: 9
Views: 2005

Re: German Student Throws Puppy at Hells Angels

That's the best part, I think, to have pulled off such a bizarre caper and then think, "How do I put a proper button on this scene?"

...and then leap onto a stolen bulldozer, look to your enemies, and say, "So long suckers! Hahahahaha!" and rocket off...in first gear...
by nevermore_66
Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Little Dead Wolf-Head Hood walks to grandma's house, stained axe in hand. Nobody calls her by her old name. Not anymore.
by nevermore_66
Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:29 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Lovecraft Story?
Replies: 6
Views: 1218

Re: Lovecraft Story?

StalinSays wrote:
nevermore_66 wrote:But perhaps people would want something a bit longer for a special episode.
He has other shorties. Could be a Lovecraft double-header. No rule against that.
True, true. I always thought "Nyarlathotep", as surreal as it is, could be a very trippy bit of audio with the right music and sound cues.
by nevermore_66
Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:46 am
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Lovecraft Story?
Replies: 6
Views: 1218

Re: Lovecraft Story?

I've always wanted to hear a good audio production of Nyarlathotep.

But perhaps people would want something a bit longer for a special episode.
by nevermore_66
Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal? :lol: They would need to be strict vegans at least. It would be presumptuous and self-serving of me to say that I eat vegans because of any complex or altruistic philosophical leanings. They just taste good. And 7 out o...
by nevermore_66
Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Application Process
“Allergic to shell fish?” “Is that relevant to my enlightenment?” “At the cult of R’lyeh, it makes all the difference.”
by nevermore_66
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Had a run-in with Dora the Explorer in Calcutta. Only one of us made it out alive. Boots still at large. Swiper owes me big.
by nevermore_66
Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

THE TACTILE MIND READER
Runic rhymes in the mortal clay, on happy howling nights by pregnant moonlight, as I finger-fondle secrets in the gray.
by nevermore_66
Mon May 31, 2010 11:34 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Get your very own Abe Lincoln DNA Fountain Pen
Replies: 3
Views: 984

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by nevermore_66
Wed May 26, 2010 11:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Doll heads bounce in his dreads. He cocks the gun, demands the secret to joy. I say, "Don't read YouTube comments. Ever."
by nevermore_66
Wed May 26, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Dear God, there are invisible sharks here in Norway!
Replies: 3
Views: 808

Re: Dear God, there are invisible sharks here in Norway!

Good point.

I think I'm going to start a rumor, back at home, that over here, I'm known as "phantom hunter of the fjords".

And if that doesn't work out, I'm going to start the band, Velvet Belly Lantern Shark.
by nevermore_66
Fri May 21, 2010 4:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

VOCATIONAL MOTIVES
I once built a robot. By strange chance, it is fueled on rejection slips. Every day it pleads, PLEASE, SIR, KEEP ME ALIVE!
by nevermore_66
Wed May 19, 2010 12:30 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Free Portal
Replies: 4
Views: 1485

Re: Free Portal

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by nevermore_66
Sat May 15, 2010 12:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Yes the gibbet. It's like a pinata...only more HEAVY METAL!
by nevermore_66
Sat May 15, 2010 12:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

OSSEOUS WISDOM
"People mistake happiness and unhappiness as circumstance," says the skeleton in the gibbet. If it can smile, so can I.
by nevermore_66
Sat May 15, 2010 12:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891972

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Welcome, zombie-lover. You have come to the right place. The password is: 'Cephalopod' Great signiture. Thanks! (scribbles down the password...stares at...and it stares back) Awww, that's just some cephalopod love right there. A kiss just isn't a kiss if it doesn't leave a little cuttle ink on the ...