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by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 50953

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Lamp Chops? Seriously? He's 5'9" to Boris's 14ft. and BMW's 30ft. If you've ever jumped from the high dive at the pool (generally 12 ft), that's still 2ft shorter than Boris. Imagine fighting a dense-muscled death bear taller than the high dive, that will utterly ignore any damage you inflict. You w...
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:35 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 50953

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Bravo again Bo on the drawings. Great picks, guys. I was pulling for Uzicorn myself, although Bo pointed out that there has already been a Unibeast in the past. On Big Boris, does he have pneumatic steel claws in addition to his normal claws? That's what it looks like in the photo. If so, badassery...
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:33 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)
Replies: 692
Views: 75904

Re: Fan Cast (Dribblecast Decision Making)

Hey, for those times when you don't feel like going through the rigamarole of freesound, I found a public domain sound site. The trouble is there aren't nearly as many sounds. For instance, I couldn't find a ringing phone to save my life (ended up using a fake one I made with a synthesizer a few mo...
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:59 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Wait? The Pope is going to be on Xfactor? Will he be opposite Richard Dawkins?
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:55 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Check again. Scar's minions are swarming, like a mass of unholy dungbeetles from beyond the Kingdom of the Dead, released by Anubis to assist his favored devotee.
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:49 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Mikes wrote:Give us an OM - M!
Give us an I - I!
Give us an O - O!
Give us a Q - Q
Give us an R - R!
Give us an...urm...P?

What does it spell?! Um.... Mino Smash?
:D
by ejbman
Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:17 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Scarho'tep Scarho'tep, he's our Mummy! Scarho'tep Scarho'tep, go Kick that Dummy! Scar GO tep!
by ejbman
Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

The many minions of Scarho'tep will dominate the voting, much as Scarho'tep will dominate all opponents.
by ejbman
Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:14 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

normsherman wrote:I think what Tom's saying is that we don't just give beads away for free in these here parts-- you gotta earn 'em.
Norm Gone Wild
by ejbman
Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:13 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

tbaker2500 wrote:
jannypie wrote:Don't worry T, we'll still like you too when Tri loses ;)
Hey, that's better than moonowl, who just kept rubbing our noses in it. :D
I second jannypie's sentiments - all the smack talk is in the spirit of the game, nothing personal. Still like everyone :D
by ejbman
Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:10 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

I choose to believe Norm is secretly voting for Minotaurd, and not telling anyone. In this way I'm not disloyal. Listen to the loving care with which Norm read Nyarlothotep and then tell me he doesn't love Scarho'tep in his heart of hearts - and so much so that he stutters his name each time he tri...
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:07 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Aha! But the Hulk was a professor, deep down. Ditka provided the plays, Napoleon the battle plans and Achilles was helped by the gods. Soldiers are no good without a brain behind them.
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:26 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Norm, keep in mind the Beast Master sez:
StalinSays wrote:
ejbman wrote:he beats his wings hard enough to LIFT Triste right off the ground
Both possible and totally awesome.
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:48 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

No, I don't see why I can't have it both ways. The stats specifically say that he is 700lbs AND that his flight is effortless. He just that powerful. Face it - he dominates all the others like the crazy god-insect from Lexx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apjMFCm4mb0 Well, this has degenerated into ...
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:26 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Non-Euclidean Geo. wrote:Quick question: Do the winners of each round take on the losers' strengths and weaknesses, or just the strengths?
Tends to be just the strengths, if prior years are any guage, but it is inconsistent.
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:25 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Also, now that we know Minotaurd can fly (how could I have forgotten Merlin Olsen doing the FTD florist commercials? Hermes' sandals have wings!) Minotaurd is looking even harder to beat. We're not talking buzzing around, bumblebee flight like Skank-Ho-tep. This is super fast messenger of the gods ...
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:18 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd
Replies: 180
Views: 48258

Re: MB4 R1 - Scarho'tep vs. Tristegotops vs. Minotaurd

Thus, I refer to extra dust devil power - in addition to the normal jet-like thrust keeping 700lb beast effortlessly in the air - in thwarting missle exhaust and trajectory, especially when dealing with them at their source. Listen- you can't have it both ways. Either Scar is very maneuverable and ...
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:27 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Parrot arrested for aiding drug cartel
Replies: 3
Views: 688

Re: Parrot arrested for aiding drug cartel

This is hilarious! Reminds me of a short story written by Ed Ward here in Denver about a historical figure. The story is called "Robber Sly". Not online anywhere, but I'll see if I can get Ed to give it up for posting here.
by ejbman
Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:23 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Sharktopus - a SyFy Original
Replies: 8
Views: 977

Re: Sharktopus - a SyFy Original

jannypie wrote:You know, terrible SyFy movie monsters might make a fun "special episode" for Mega Beasts some time.
Now THAT would rock pretty hard!