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by LizPennies
Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

They only respect intelligence. I still think the alien race would have let us live. If only we had hid youtube from them.
by LizPennies
Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Time Out
Replies: 1
Views: 596

Time Out

Restrictions. Rules. Regulations. One too many times have I silently sat by as the walls closed in. No longer will I accept this monarchy to say what is just without giving apt reason. “Because we know what is best for you,” is an unacceptable grounds. There must be checks and balances! They won’t k...
by LizPennies
Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Hmm. I detect a theme in your twabbles. But a cold pistol and hot love? Or...

Now he's hot leaded
Plug him and see
Yes my barrel's at a hundred and three
Come on bastard
I'll make you dance.
Hot leaded.

hrmmm... I'll try to lean more to the fairy tale ones again. ;)
by LizPennies
Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She waits on the beach tired every night for his return. She loved him once. Fingers wrap a cold pistol. She fears him now.
by LizPennies
Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

strawman wrote:Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

Welkommen

... :shock: We're supposed to be wearing underwear!? Why did no one tell me sooner!? :oops:

Welcome Melliema.
by LizPennies
Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:26 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Letting Go.
Replies: 4
Views: 2430

Re: Letting Go.

Thanks Dreamrock. Glad you like it and want to give it a read. My twitter name is KatArtrive. I don't really have a "site" so much as just a blog. But that is just http://lizpennies.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; No need to link it if you don't feel it's a good fit to l...
by LizPennies
Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Letting Go.
Replies: 4
Views: 2430

Letting Go.

“So this is the afterlife?” He asked. “Yup.” “Huh.” He looked around. “What do you for fun here?” “Mostly we just tell stories.” “What kind of stories?” “How we died. Things like that.” “Ah.” He shuffled his feet. “So… how did you die?” “Combat training.” He replied. “My commander told me, ‘Never th...
by LizPennies
Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:48 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Puppy Love
Replies: 6
Views: 958

Re: Puppy Love

I wrote this one too late at night. I meant to put in a visual of a meat grinder somewhere in there.
by LizPennies
Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

They gathered 'round for a telling of another far fetched fairy tale. "Dearly beloved," he began. "Oh! I love this one!"
by LizPennies
Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Puppy Love
Replies: 6
Views: 958

Puppy Love

“You’re certain? Love potions are taboo.” “Yes! I’ve tried everything,” I explained to the gypsy man at his booth. “Gave her flowers, chocolates, and have done everything she has ever asked of me. A spell is the only way she’ll love me!” “Very well.” He hands me a little bottle. “What is it?” “Don’t...
by LizPennies
Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Not again." I wake, groaning and stiff. "I need a drink, back rub, and possibly a necromancer. Rigor mortis is a bitch."
by LizPennies
Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.
by LizPennies
Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:46 am
Forum: 2010 Nigerian Scam Spam Contest
Topic: A slick company.
Replies: 0
Views: 1227

A slick company.

Subject: Tim told me you would like this. Hello. I was speeking with mutuel frend Tim the other day and he said you be very happy to enjoy this opportunity business. My name is P. B. Promuleet. It is unfortunate not we have meet sooner. I here good thing of you, and decide you deserve chance at bett...
by LizPennies
Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rx
Replies: 3
Views: 622

Re: Rx

HA! I didn't see that you dribbled this till just now. Thanks again, Bell.
by LizPennies
Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She brought soft gifts, food, and tiny hearts. She loved him so. Disgusted, all he saw were animal carcasses. She meows.
by LizPennies
Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: E to the Eye Pie, What?!

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
In maths, "e" is the natural base of everything, not 10. But, "e" is irrational -- proving that mathematicians are nuts!

And thus also inadvertently proving why I like Math.
by LizPennies
Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243675

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Proudly showed her changes he made. Clutter everywhere. Jaw dropped. "No. I said I wish you were more like the RAT PACK."
by LizPennies
Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cannibal Ken
Replies: 9
Views: 2888

Re: Cannibal Ken

Wow. I'm glad you saved it too, Strawman! Leftovers are underrated, I say.
by LizPennies
Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Cannibal Ken
Replies: 9
Views: 2888

Re: Cannibal Ken

Is it bad that when I originally read the title to this one I instantly wanted to rebut with BBQ Barbie?

Nice Drabble! :)