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I like it. But you completely forgot about the third cage full of the Monkees.

Ha! I approve.

hehehe. :) thank you. ...As a kid I always wondered how the giants never noticed that they were floating above another world/how one never just accidentally stepped off the edge and fell. If you hadn't noticed, I have a major thing for fairy tales too. Especially the ones that are a little on the "G...

He pounded tiny fists against the glass, gasping the last bit of air left in the little space. ...Never wish a genie free.

While gardening, I came across a hole I had never noticed, covered in a bit of strange mist. To test how deep it was, I threw a handful of beans in, but never heard them hit the bottom. Later a strange sprout emerged. Coincidentally, that was the same day the tiny man appeared. He seemed polite enou...

But we're still cleaning up from that Vampire fiasco in New Orleans! Aren't you concerned we may be spreading our resources a bit thin in this?

You'd think that, but I'm more often told that Chicken tastes like zombie. (A little more everyday actually) I blame all the genetic manipulation the Tyson corporation is performing.

...,mmmmmm. Zombie chicken. *drool

They told me my three year old had a biting problem. His day care called me last week and said they wouldn’t be able to take him anymore. Seems irrelevant now that zombies crawl through the streets. While others hack in vain at limbs, hearts, and heads… I know the real cure. It was so simple. Why ha...

His gaze hovered up to the fragile barrier; all that lay between them. He could hear the grinding scrape of metal on metal. It wouldn’t be long. The machines had found their last place of sanctuary at last. He hadn’t thought it would be so soon. Years of planning. A comrade mumbled in despair, “Ther...

....Nah. I have to lean towards Nevermore's arguments. Sure, a grass fed cow may not be quiet as badassed, but everyone knows they have the most flavor and are juicy as all hell. And while on the subject of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOE-q20RcDM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ...

strawman wrote:

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.

How can you despise it, ASID?
Where would cannibalism be without it?

Then again, Strawman, if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?

You are what you eat, they say. But It's hard to keep an appetite when your food keeps screaming. At least I know I am alive.

He hid in shadow. "You scared me," she gasped. "Naturally. I'm a vampire." Last week he was a pirate. God damn Hollywood!

"Fine, which came first then, the chicken or the egg?" He thought for a second, "Either way, my answer is still protein."

Woke to snickers of his frat house brothers; scissors in left hand, hair in right. Embarrassed, Samson blamed Delilah.

nevermore_66 wrote:THE TACTILE MIND READER
Runic rhymes in the mortal clay, on happy howling nights by pregnant moonlight, as I finger-fondle secrets in the gray.

well... I guess you can't read without a brain?
I REALLY like this one, & that's a hard secret to keep.

insanely dark... would you like to borrow my straight jacket?

Hated birds. Decided to face her fear. As they pecked at her dying flesh she thought, "I should have listened to Alfred."

He wrote those warnings you see everywhere nowadays. You know, those awful labels about coffee being hot, or medicines having more unwanted side effects than the original disease. Depression set in. His psychiatrist grabbed her prescription pad. “No. Please. Not pills,” he begged. “Not pills,” she a...

Wished for most powerful weapon in all of creation. A pen appeared in his hand. He frowned. He didn't know how to wield it.