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by LizPennies
Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Monkeys
Replies: 14
Views: 4508

Re: The Monkeys

I like it. But you completely forgot about the third cage full of the Monkees.
by LizPennies
Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jacked
Replies: 13
Views: 1649

Re: Jacked

Ha! I approve.
by LizPennies
Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jacked
Replies: 13
Views: 1649

Re: Jacked

hehehe. :) thank you. ...As a kid I always wondered how the giants never noticed that they were floating above another world/how one never just accidentally stepped off the edge and fell. If you hadn't noticed, I have a major thing for fairy tales too. Especially the ones that are a little on the "G...
by LizPennies
Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He pounded tiny fists against the glass, gasping the last bit of air left in the little space. ...Never wish a genie free.
by LizPennies
Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jacked
Replies: 13
Views: 1649

Jacked

While gardening, I came across a hole I had never noticed, covered in a bit of strange mist. To test how deep it was, I threw a handful of beans in, but never heard them hit the bottom. Later a strange sprout emerged. Coincidentally, that was the same day the tiny man appeared. He seemed polite enou...
by LizPennies
Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Testimony
Replies: 1
Views: 561

Re: My Testimony

But we're still cleaning up from that Vampire fiasco in New Orleans! Aren't you concerned we may be spreading our resources a bit thin in this?
by LizPennies
Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bite Back
Replies: 3
Views: 675

Re: Bite Back

You'd think that, but I'm more often told that Chicken tastes like zombie. (A little more everyday actually) I blame all the genetic manipulation the Tyson corporation is performing.

...,mmmmmm. Zombie chicken. *drool
by LizPennies
Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bite Back
Replies: 3
Views: 675

Bite Back

They told me my three year old had a biting problem. His day care called me last week and said they wouldn’t be able to take him anymore. Seems irrelevant now that zombies crawl through the streets. While others hack in vain at limbs, hearts, and heads… I know the real cure. It was so simple. Why ha...
by LizPennies
Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Natural Downfall.
Replies: 1
Views: 548

A Natural Downfall.

His gaze hovered up to the fragile barrier; all that lay between them. He could hear the grinding scrape of metal on metal. It wouldn’t be long. The machines had found their last place of sanctuary at last. He hadn’t thought it would be so soon. Years of planning. A comrade mumbled in despair, “Ther...
by LizPennies
Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

....Nah. I have to lean towards Nevermore's arguments. Sure, a grass fed cow may not be quiet as badassed, but everyone knows they have the most flavor and are juicy as all hell. And while on the subject of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOE-q20RcDM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ...
by LizPennies
Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.
How can you despise it, ASID?
Where would cannibalism be without it?
Then again, Strawman, if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal? :lol:
by LizPennies
Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

You are what you eat, they say. But It's hard to keep an appetite when your food keeps screaming. At least I know I am alive.
by LizPennies
Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He hid in shadow. "You scared me," she gasped. "Naturally. I'm a vampire." Last week he was a pirate. God damn Hollywood!
by LizPennies
Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Fine, which came first then, the chicken or the egg?" He thought for a second, "Either way, my answer is still protein."
by LizPennies
Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Woke to snickers of his frat house brothers; scissors in left hand, hair in right. Embarrassed, Samson blamed Delilah.
by LizPennies
Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

nevermore_66 wrote:THE TACTILE MIND READER
Runic rhymes in the mortal clay, on happy howling nights by pregnant moonlight, as I finger-fondle secrets in the gray.

well... I guess you can't read without a brain?
I REALLY like this one, & that's a hard secret to keep.
by LizPennies
Mon May 31, 2010 9:54 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Know Thyself
Replies: 31
Views: 2684

Re: Know Thyself

insanely dark... would you like to borrow my straight jacket? :)
by LizPennies
Mon May 31, 2010 5:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hated birds. Decided to face her fear. As they pecked at her dying flesh she thought, "I should have listened to Alfred."
by LizPennies
Mon May 31, 2010 7:20 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rx
Replies: 3
Views: 622

Rx

He wrote those warnings you see everywhere nowadays. You know, those awful labels about coffee being hot, or medicines having more unwanted side effects than the original disease. Depression set in. His psychiatrist grabbed her prescription pad. “No. Please. Not pills,” he begged. “Not pills,” she a...
by LizPennies
Sun May 30, 2010 7:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7725
Views: 1243721

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Wished for most powerful weapon in all of creation. A pen appeared in his hand. He frowned. He didn't know how to wield it.