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Nifty.

And now my coworkers are staring at me because I'm laughing so hard. Shame on you!

Very cool. I like.

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You are awesome, and I bow down to you.

“...as Mr. Twain said, ‘The only things certain in life are death and taxes!’" The pundit concluded to immense applause. In heaven, Sam Clemens added another check to his scoreboard. “I can’t help it if everyone on earth thinks every famous saying was mine!” he said with a smug shrug. “He didn’t eve...

I have, actually, and I really like it--especially the radio version. So this isn't entirely original. But I had fun writing it.

The dwarfs’ dirge sounded like the earthquake singing a lullaby to the apocalypse. Within the crystal coffin, she looked alive—but she’d always been white as the worm that gnawed the mountain’s heart. “She is beautiful,” the Necromancer Prince moaned, hot breath fogging her image. “Let me raise her ...

I been thinkin' at the redline of the strawman's capacity, which is actually the standard for a vegetative state. Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigi...

I'm still new, so sorry if this is redundant, but what about... ...The Octophant! An enormous, bloated amphibian creature with four stomping legs and eight trunks of clutching sucker doom. Its polyphonal trumpeting is bone-shattering and brain-melting! It belches poisonous, blinding ink! On land or ...

strawman wrote:hrunh?

Um...think about it? Or maybe it's just obvious to me.

Ooof. As someone who is really ticklish and hates it, this--this is a very familiar nightmare. Well-written.

The phone was ringing constantly, she was never going to get lunch, and now Ben bloody Sanderson was whingeing about how he’d never meet deadline! Angie rubbed her aching neck. “I need another extension!” Ben whined. Angie swigged her godawful coffee and smashed the ceramic “I love mommy!” mug again...

“This isn't what I foresaw when they hired me,” Marian panted.

"Why else would I specify virgins?" the unicorn replied.

*blushes* Wow, thanks guys. I'm glad you like. I enjoyed writing it.

This drabble is a really articulate expression of a difficult and interesting concept. Nicely done.

Wow. This is a good one.

Camryn stared at his perfect hair and porcelain skin. “You’re beautiful,” she squeaked. “I love you.” “Look, kid,” the vampire said in a thick Brooklyn accent, “Seventeen and you think you’re too jaded for life? I survived the seventies. Fucking Nixon. Besides, I don’t do jailbait and,” he added, sn...

Thanks!

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See Jane. See Jane run. See Spot. See Spot run. See Jane trip. Get up Jane! See Spot jump. See Spot feed. Bad Spot! Kill him!