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by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Reunion
Replies: 7
Views: 929

Re: Reunion

Nifty.
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Domination Deferred
Replies: 2
Views: 469

Re: Domination Deferred

And now my coworkers are staring at me because I'm laughing so hard. Shame on you!
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: It's My Job to Bark
Replies: 5
Views: 1186

Re: It's My Job to Bark

Very cool. I like.
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
Replies: 13
Views: 1521

Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes

:shock:
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You are awesome, and I bow down to you. :lol:
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Misattribution Semi-Finals
Replies: 9
Views: 1278

The Misattribution Semi-Finals

“...as Mr. Twain said, ‘The only things certain in life are death and taxes!’" The pundit concluded to immense applause. In heaven, Sam Clemens added another check to his scoreboard. “I can’t help it if everyone on earth thinks every famous saying was mine!” he said with a smug shrug. “He didn’t eve...
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: White
Replies: 5
Views: 802

Re: White

I have, actually, and I really like it--especially the radio version. So this isn't entirely original. But I had fun writing it.
by babydyke
Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: White
Replies: 5
Views: 802

White

The dwarfs’ dirge sounded like the earthquake singing a lullaby to the apocalypse. Within the crystal coffin, she looked alive—but she’d always been white as the worm that gnawed the mountain’s heart. “She is beautiful,” the Necromancer Prince moaned, hot breath fogging her image. “Let me raise her ...
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925287

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I been thinkin' at the redline of the strawman's capacity, which is actually the standard for a vegetative state. Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigi...
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:58 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions
Replies: 117
Views: 37754

Re: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

I'm still new, so sorry if this is redundant, but what about... ...The Octophant! An enormous, bloated amphibian creature with four stomping legs and eight trunks of clutching sucker doom. Its polyphonal trumpeting is bone-shattering and brain-melting! It belches poisonous, blinding ink! On land or ...
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925287

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:hrunh?
Um...think about it? Or maybe it's just obvious to me. :?
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: You're Killing Me
Replies: 12
Views: 1083

Re: You're Killing Me

Ooof. As someone who is really ticklish and hates it, this--this is a very familiar nightmare. Well-written.
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:36 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Motivational
Replies: 4
Views: 596

Motivational

The phone was ringing constantly, she was never going to get lunch, and now Ben bloody Sanderson was whingeing about how he’d never meet deadline! Angie rubbed her aching neck. “I need another extension!” Ben whined. Angie swigged her godawful coffee and smashed the ceramic “I love mommy!” mug again...
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925287

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

“This isn't what I foresaw when they hired me,” Marian panted.

"Why else would I specify virgins?" the unicorn replied.
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:27 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Just Like Bella
Replies: 6
Views: 788

Re: Just Like Bella

*blushes* :oops: Wow, thanks guys. I'm glad you like. I enjoyed writing it.
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:02 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Identity
Replies: 3
Views: 521

Re: Identity

This drabble is a really articulate expression of a difficult and interesting concept. Nicely done.
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:59 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: All I Have To Do Is Wait
Replies: 7
Views: 956

Re: All I Have To Do Is Wait

Wow. This is a good one.
by babydyke
Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:25 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Just Like Bella
Replies: 6
Views: 788

Just Like Bella

Camryn stared at his perfect hair and porcelain skin. “You’re beautiful,” she squeaked. “I love you.” “Look, kid,” the vampire said in a thick Brooklyn accent, “Seventeen and you think you’re too jaded for life? I survived the seventies. Fucking Nixon. Besides, I don’t do jailbait and,” he added, sn...
by babydyke
Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7581
Views: 925287

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Primer

See Jane. See Jane run. See Spot. See Spot run. See Jane trip. Get up Jane! See Spot jump. See Spot feed. Bad Spot! Kill him!