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by Chivalrybean
Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:31 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Prom Date
Replies: 4
Views: 1066

Re: The Prom Date

I love how the only reasonable explanation is that the nerd is telling the truth {:0p

Or he's really a nice guy and he's just joking around.

I just killed my own punchline.
by Chivalrybean
Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:28 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Popular Mechanic
Replies: 2
Views: 846

Re: The Popular Mechanic

Lenny has decided to stop cussing and cursing, so when Charles drops a car on him, his response is far less than expected.
by Chivalrybean
Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Miffins
Replies: 1
Views: 685

Miffins

I heard the first rumblings as I watched the sunrise. A dust cloud shot up near the harbor. I couldn't see the cause. My wife worked at the harbor. I tried to call, but it would not connect, as if the lines were down. I rushed there on my bike to avoid the traffic jam. As I got closer this shrill so...
by Chivalrybean
Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:36 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Health Care Reform
Replies: 7
Views: 1339

Why not go the extra step and turn their bodies into something useful, like food or fuel, instead of taking up real estate in graveyards that could be used for farmland or something. Ohh ... a graveyard / farm: the bodies fertilize the food.
by Chivalrybean
Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:04 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Perchance to Dream: A Nightmare War Drabble
Replies: 7
Views: 1905

This is a lot like a role-playing game setting I and a friend thought up.
by Chivalrybean
Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Oh Well.
Replies: 6
Views: 1239

I think you but a whole lot more thought into analyzing this than I put into writing it, LOL. I mean, I spent days tuning that to perfection. {>..>} You're saying you didn't itentionally write this as a complete mirror image of the "Lassie saves Timmie from the well" cliche? In that case your sub-c...
by Chivalrybean
Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Oh Well.
Replies: 6
Views: 1239

I think you but a whole lot more thought into analyzing this than I put into writing it, LOL. I mean, I spent days tuning that to perfection. {>..>}
by Chivalrybean
Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:09 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Yarn
Replies: 18
Views: 2149

Posting them here is a valid form of submission, right?
by Chivalrybean
Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:21 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Faces
Replies: 4
Views: 1073

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Chivalrybean wrote:See, I only posted some good ones, not the other 60 crappy ones.
Alrighty then, but when your on your game, your really on your game.

That's one of the best closing lines for a drabble I've ever read.
Thanks! I thought it was pretty ominous and creepy.
by Chivalrybean
Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:20 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Best Ever
Replies: 8
Views: 1409

Clowns are evil. Even a 'good' clown is like when someone reads the Necronimicon 'just for fun'.
by Chivalrybean
Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:01 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Yarn
Replies: 18
Views: 2149

Re: Soundtrack

StalinSays wrote:Soundtrack: Weezer - Undone (The Sweater Song)
Nice.
by Chivalrybean
Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:55 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Yarn
Replies: 18
Views: 2149

...

I'm just going to snip this strand on my shirt.
by Chivalrybean
Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:26 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Farmer
Replies: 8
Views: 1680

A real headliner crop.
by Chivalrybean
Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Cruel Numismatist
Replies: 6
Views: 1409

Were-hobos. Do they turn into businessmen lookalikes?
by Chivalrybean
Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:20 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Letting Go
Replies: 2
Views: 849

Undead dads ... what would Norm say (or do) with (or to) that {;0P
by Chivalrybean
Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:28 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Best Ever
Replies: 8
Views: 1409

ROU Killing Time wrote:Oh good.

If you had said you wrote them all in two days I was going to give up.
Even if I had, giving up would have been silly {;0)
by Chivalrybean
Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Oh Well.
Replies: 6
Views: 1239

Oh Well.

Timmy loved his dog Lassie. Then Timmy began to understand what Lassie was saying. It wasn't anything strange, scary, or ominous, it was annoying. A normal day brought incessant yapping about the most ridiculous things like undetectable sounds or smells. It got bad when Lassie smelled bacon. Lassie ...
by Chivalrybean
Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Best Ever
Replies: 8
Views: 1409

Almost all (or all, perhaps) are from my entries into the 100 Word Stories Weekly Challenge.
by Chivalrybean
Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:03 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Faces
Replies: 4
Views: 1073

See, I only posted some good ones, not the other 60 crappy ones.