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by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 22, 2021 4:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 10:55 pm Personal protection is important

But with masks and social distancing

I couldn’t tell which were human

So I got them all
It's best to not take any chances!
If even one of those dirty stinking humans survive
it'll be too many!
They are a plague!

(Very nice!)
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 22, 2021 4:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

maybe mice?

I notice shadows rushing past me
My parents say it's my imagination
Or a trick of the light
I don't mention the whispering
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun May 16, 2021 1:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The mice were a welcomed distraction for the hoard of gibbering mouths
And now I don't have to kill strays to keep them fed
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 14, 2021 10:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Scavenger Hunt

time for the scavenger hunt
he says with glee
i buried a daisy somewhere in the park
you have ...
about 4 hours to find where
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 14, 2021 10:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

iwantanewsomething wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 4:32 am I feel guilty unplugging the clone tank. But it’s what we all do every day, right?—kill possible versions of ourselves.
Guilt is why I don't unplug the cloning tanks.
I open them and begin the hunt.
My way, they at least have a fighting chance.

Nice one!
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri May 07, 2021 10:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Priorities...

His indiscretions were quickly discovered and no one seemed to care

But when he shaves his beard
Everyone has an opinion
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu May 06, 2021 5:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

The Bunker

The bunker is self sustaining
Fully stocked
And could keep us alive for over 5 years

It only took 5 days before I killed him
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed May 05, 2021 6:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Transplanted

The donor kidney was a trojan horse
Housing the entirety of my "self" inside

It will take months
But this body will be mine
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon May 03, 2021 7:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

It Approaches

The night horde moved through the city without mercy
Many who died then rose
Twisted to serve the dark army
I volunteered
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun May 02, 2021 1:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Brittle Bones

I had broken dozens of bones before I was 12.
My father thought something must be wrong with me,
But he was the fragile one.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat May 01, 2021 4:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:13 am Al was barely
outmaneuvering two bullies
When I came upon them

I jumped in to help

He didn’t have a chance
Against all of us
Mom always said
Don't fight to win this one
win every one that'd come after
Kick em when they're down
'til they don't get up


Nice switcheroo,
Alls well that ends Al.
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I promise, he said while administering the self-designed dose of anesthesias and narcotics, I'll never cause you pain
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Send in the Clowns

There is a new voice in my head
And I don't know if the others invited it in
But I need it gone
It won't stop singing show tunes
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Foul Temptress!

Sailors would run ships onto the rocks for a sirens song
Nowadays bar girls lure them to other forms of self-destruction
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

crude and tired joke

The yogi contorted into his next pose seeking cosmic awareness
As you moved into yours, your pants split
He saw your anus
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Starring Bruce C.

Ash spat a tooth out of his bloodied mouth. The Ash in the mirror grinned maniacally before punching him in the jaw again.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

Sleep Tight

I crawled into bed with her
She looked so peaceful asleep there
I just watched her sleep all night
with all eight of my eyes
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:11 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

April Showers Bring Death

Parasites are in the rain
They burrow in to reprogram your cells
You're beyond caring by the time you stop being yourself
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

A bloody mess!

The ancient bloodlines carry powerful magic in them
The only struggle is accessing that magic
It tends to get very messy
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8024
Views: 1716820

blissful ignorance

Sometimes I wake up and there's a moment that I don't remember a thing
And there's no guilt over destroying the human race