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by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:41 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

I Love Marmalade

I Love Marmalade It is so sweet, it might beat, butter on toast, but most, delightful and beautiful, is it on croissant. Even an ant would certainly approve, need proof? Take a bite and try, oh my! To stay aloof! In the bottle it is nice like coloured ice. Knife dips in, it is a big win! Spread on p...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:34 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

I Admire Peter Higgs Since in Physics he is big!

I Admire Peter Higgs Since in Physics he is big! A particle, field and Nobel Prize in his name, a Briton so great but honoured very late for a 1960s proposal. CERN has a large hadron collider in its disposal. Hadrons are composed of quarks bound by strong force, so stark. Proton or neutron is one of...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:57 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

With Duct Tape And A Swiss Knife, I write a poem to MacGyver

I Loved the Show "Macgyver" So With Duct Tape And A Swiss Knife I write a poem to MacGyver In the show, he had exciting life and so much action to deliver despite being single, without a wife. I will formulate an explosive rhyme with the Chemistry degree of mine from common materials found...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:43 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

I Battle Depression And Retrogression Into an emotional fail

I Battle Depression And Retrogression Into an emotional fail, like a beached whale or a ship that can't sail or in a jail without bail! In my head, I may be ahead, in the battle, but I may be cattle, in the end, but it depends on my moods, often not good! I am a sad lad but in writing not bad to exp...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:27 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

Maybe I just need to cry, but I really do not know why.

I Feel Hollow and Empty Like a soda can so empty, of fluids, used up and dry. Maybe I just need to cry, but I really do not know why. Life can drain you of passion, and energy like some tension, in a rubber band that snapped! Continue on, like a zombie, living but not alive like in a movie? Maybe it...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:16 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

I Like Linux

I Like Linux You See, You See the Linux Kernel you can build with gcc! And if you ever find a bug, the source code is not hidden under a rug, unlike that of the Microsoft Windows OS thugs. Unix has heritage that only come with age. Unix command line has power, I can bash script in the shower. vi is ...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:01 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 427180

Re: I Wish Animals Could Talk and What Would The Fox Say

Please say hi to Uncle Norm! I am glad to write a drabble storm. I hope to hear one soon on the podcast, since I have listened to every Drabblecast! I hope to write something more meaty soon like a short story worthy of this podcast set on the moon with Astronauts and Cosmonauts in space and let us ...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Clockwork Rabbit
Replies: 1
Views: 672

Re: Clockwork Rabbit

The clockwork rabbit was fired as the energizer bunny was hired. Clockwork in the rabbit proved too short to entertain a young boy who liked his toys to move around. The clockwork rabbit was soon found in the workplace of a steam punk fan as he can really spy good deals at the second hand toy store ...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thermonuclear Thursday
Replies: 2
Views: 905

Re: Thermonuclear Thursday

The cold war turned hot! Life will not be good after the explosion of a device of fusion. Amid all the confusion and the generals calling for a firing solution to a world gone mad, I feel really sad. Somewhat glad to be in a fallout shelter amid all the helter-skelter of a war ravaged city. All surv...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:48 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Life is a Joke
Replies: 12
Views: 3166

Re: Life is a Joke

I agree, I see but I have no gun, and a slow death by poison is no fun! I have been thinking about making my exit soon by the light of a full moon or at high noon like a crazy loon but I keep holding back since I sorely lack initiative even in this matter of spilling out my gray matter on the floor ...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:07 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Blackened Sheep Of The Family
Replies: 4
Views: 1280

Re: Blackened Sheep Of The Family

I am a true black sheep too in a family of geeks and intellectuals and really quite asexual. My powers of intellect may be great but of late I have been sick and that is not slick! As employers shun those smart but not well, that is not really swell, if your work does involve intellect then someone ...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Boy Who Never Grew Up
Replies: 3
Views: 842

Re: The Boy Who Never Grew Up

I never grew up might seem! How can this be, still a geeky boy virgin at almost forty? I still live with mom and dad and my love life is really sad! All my family relationships are bad and I am not really glad to be an epic fail in life and still not have a wife! So sad, but this tale of fail is rea...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:22 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Scientist's Revenge
Replies: 1
Views: 738

Re: The Scientist's Revenge

Two Scientists walk into a bar since it was not very far from a DARPA research station from which one of them is stationed. While the other scientist came from the orient to gather US military secrets by disorienting a friendly US scientist relaxing with a glass of gin and also a real virgin geek an...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Alien Abduction
Replies: 3
Views: 1896

Re: Alien Abduction

I am amazed that Aliens find delight on a Game Console on first sight, even if they got faster than light and spacecraft of interstellar flight! But maybe their technology is specific to their biology, coded in non DNA genes, all their proprietary means of enforcing technological control over matter...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Asperger's Syndrome
Replies: 5
Views: 1904

Re: Asperger's Syndrome

I have Asperger's too like you and I have written so much drabbles since it is like scrabble game, not lame! I love playing with words, and to be heard in a forum like this and get a quorum of hits on the net and set my publishing career on fire as people might hire a prolific writer who is also a f...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:35 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Carl and the Quest for the Holy Grail
Replies: 1
Views: 571

Re: Carl and the Quest for the Holy Grail

The Grail quest was less than a success and the knights did fight 'till the night! No enlightenment was reached, the cup was broken into tiny tokens! Due to a fight between the knights for the right to have the delight of the sacred cup. And not a single one of them wanted to give up! The Holy Grail...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:21 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Time Traveller
Replies: 9
Views: 2298

Re: The Time Traveller

A traveller In space and time, so lost in a spatiotemporal flux, that he could not tell if he is fine as his body vanishes, it sucks! Since he was about to embark on an epic quest to find the ark of the covenant like in the movie but this is really groovy! And he was sent to another dimension where ...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:34 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: My Dog is an Alien
Replies: 28
Views: 8364

Re: My Dog is an Alien

An Alien Dog, is in a bog, sniffing fallen logs for chemical traces and simply braces itself for detection and attention from a government guy who may be a spy. Who knows why the shape shifters are here and really does fear the coming apocalyptic year. When they land and replace all our pets, and al...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Exam (Aliens)
Replies: 7
Views: 2925

Re: The Exam

An alien wants a sample of stool from a middle aged male fool who had never been probed or even simply disrobed by a earth doctor like McCoy or even other army boys so he rode an alien beam naked as he screamed to the top of his voice but he had really no choice since the Aliens are powerful and the...
by secretnude
Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:55 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Do you have the time?
Replies: 3
Views: 865

Re: Do you have the time?

I have the time, as a one percenter, but I do not have time for dissenters trying to overthrow our rule who are they trying to fool? Slow, the way it goes, time enough for life to unfold, or so I have been told like the paper bills I fold in my big wallet, and ride a jet to all exotic locations and ...