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by Bejami
Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

People always assume the Boogeyman would have some big hulking beast of a dog, but he actually owns a Jack Russel Terror.
by Bejami
Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:31 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mirror, Mirror (Hopeless Romantic)
Replies: 1
Views: 726

Mirror, Mirror (Hopeless Romantic)

The Queen swept into the room, dropping her basket of apples. It was time to measure her success. “Magic Mirror on the wall,” she chanted, “who's the fairest one of all?” The reflection shimmered as a hollow voice responded. “With Snow White's untimely death The fairest is Elizabeth. With comely fac...
by Bejami
Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Deja Hell (Fate theme?)
Replies: 0
Views: 1451

Deja Hell (Fate theme?)

I shrug off deja vu and step into the bar. A terrible yet popular song plays, as always. I order my favorite beer. They're out. I order a decent beer. They're out. I drink what they have. An acquaintance recognizes me. He won't leave me alone. The server asks about refills. “You'll spill,” I say, no...
by Bejami
Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Human Host
Replies: 2
Views: 1447

The Human Host

The alien vessel broke from its orbit, leaving our solar system behind. “All that planning wasted!” the captain lamented. “It was not twenty calendars ago that our scouts returned with news that humans were ripe for domination. Now I am forced to abort the mission. They have already bowed to an over...
by Bejami
Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:46 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Restless Soul
Replies: 3
Views: 858

Re: A Restless Soul

I'm not really sure. It's got the ears, but there's probably not much left at home to process the sound.
by Bejami
Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

matspalding wrote:I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.
The joys of having children?
by Bejami
Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

While his friends looked on, Stephen approached the largest, creepiest abandoned building in town: The West End Mall.
by Bejami
Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Restless Soul
Replies: 3
Views: 858

A Restless Soul

Anna was sitting at the break room table chatting with her fellow nurses when the door handle started to rattle. After some fumbling, Mr. Walters pried open the door. This had happened before so they took it in stride. “This isn't your bedroom,” someone called, and Anna pointed down the hall toward ...
by Bejami
Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Morbid Fascination
Replies: 0
Views: 1563

Morbid Fascination

The police came on Monday, twenty minutes after Tommy had lied to his mother about just discovering the body. She'd always assumed the backyard was safe, not the place he'd hid in a tree to watch their neighbor drink himself into a coma. Years later, Tommy's court appointed therapist would point to ...
by Bejami
Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:49 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Not Quite a Concealer
Replies: 1
Views: 766

Not Quite a Concealer

Vanessa pondered the giant zit in the center of her forehead, scrounging through her mother's makeup drawer. She spotted a small bottle labeled “Topical Invisibility” with the tagline “make your blemishes disappear.” The instructions said to apply a small amount from a q-tip directly to the affected...
by Bejami
Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Potholes (Cursed! theme)
Replies: 4
Views: 971

Re: Potholes (Cursed! theme)

This is fun, but can potholes leave the road? It seems like he would at least make it to the parking lot.
by Bejami
Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:37 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Black Was His Soul
Replies: 0
Views: 1510

Black Was His Soul

I pride myself on running a clean shop, absolutely sterile, but that kind of money can make you do crazy things—once. I assumed it was for himself when he came in to arrange it, but that evening he brought the girl. She was nervous, but he held her hand and looked into her eyes while I tattooed the ...
by Bejami
Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:48 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The fledgling vampire cursed Fate. The Red Cross had loved her, but tracking down victims with O- blood was so much work.
by Bejami
Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Universal Postal Union's leaders were quite surprised when checks for dues started coming in from the Crab Nebula.
by Bejami
Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:09 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Formatting
Replies: 3
Views: 1061

Re: Formatting

Pity about whatever it was you plunged your knife into. I imagine its ruined and you'll need another for the next attempt. Sacrifices are so hard to come by these days.
by Bejami
Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"You're turning into a real bar-fly."
"The wings are itchy, but how else would you expect somebody to drink this swill?"
by Bejami
Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Onion Council needed new tactics.

"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
by Bejami
Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:42 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Password For Heaven Never Changes
Replies: 6
Views: 1773

The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Attention all souls: During the recent upgrade of our Pearly Gates Encryption Services, a limited breach in security was detected. Information regarding individuals born between 1948 and 1961 was accessed. At this time, it is unknown if anyone's status was compromised in a way that would affect plac...
by Bejami
Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:43 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Sinister Tale (Cursed! Theme)
Replies: 3
Views: 906

Re: A Sinister Tale (Cursed! Theme)

Being titled "sinister," shouldn't it be the left arm that doesn't obey?
by Bejami
Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541575

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Buy a tree shadow from Peter Pan's NeverLandScaping.
All the summer shade you want without having to rake a single leaf.