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by tobias
Sat May 29, 2010 8:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Gunny Sargent Williams Pulls The Pin On His Grenade
Tosses It Towards The Enemy
& Bits Of Mutated Monkey Meat Fill The Air



:twisted:
by tobias
Sat May 29, 2010 2:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It Snatched Attacking Aliens Out Of The Sky Like Frisbees
Ha! My Rewiring Of Their Shrink Ray Weapon Worked
Good Boy Spot




:twisted:
by tobias
Sat May 29, 2010 3:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Word of the day: Persnickety

William the 82 year old former marine
set the brake on his wheelchair
and reloaded his shotgun
Damn persnickety zombies


:twisted:
by tobias
Mon May 24, 2010 1:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

System Reboot..
Please Enter Password:
Cythulu
ERROR
Cuthula
ERROR
Cthulhu
PASSWORD ACCEPTED
REFORMATING YOUR MIND
by tobias
Sat May 22, 2010 2:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:With JFK dead, Robot flew back to Vietnam. Revenge was in his heart. Too late did he learn that the Wendigo was his father.
Have you been drinking with Norm?
by tobias
Thu May 20, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Promiscuous women cause quakes
Replies: 30
Views: 7541

Re: Promiscuous women cause quakes

moonowl wrote:I knew "whale tail" and pants with words on the backside was going to be the downfall of us all.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD9F698N00
Awww Article No Longer Available? :(
by tobias
Thu May 20, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My wife smiles down at me
Eyes agleam
She leans down
Runs her hands through my hair
And hoists my severed head from a basket



(My wife would never do that.... Right honey? Honey? Ack!)
by tobias
Thu May 20, 2010 10:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tbaker2500 wrote:Nice series tobias!
Well, you see, In the twilight hour just before work has ended, I cease my toil, and work my craft, come on 5:30pm Hurry up!

:mrgreen:
by tobias
Thu May 20, 2010 10:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I Open My Eyes
Strain To See
But It's Still Dark
And Getting Harder To Breathe
I've Failed
The Refrigerator Yet Runs Free.
by tobias
Thu May 20, 2010 10:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Monkey Knife Fight Not Found
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Please review your query and try again
by tobias
Thu May 20, 2010 10:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Wandering The Streets For Days
Searching Always Searching
Curse Your Streetview Maps
I Find No Monkey Knife Fight Here
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 10:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I knock once upon the door.

After a moment, I kick it in.

Scanning the room, I see my prey.

The refrigerator is done running
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tobias wrote:Bursting into my office, he tosses me keys and credit card and says, "I need two AA batteries and Blimp, Go!!" I Nod and Go.
Mind you - That's a TRUE story, and I got the batteries, and the blimp (No Joke)

Seriously
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bursting into my office, he tosses me keys and credit card and says,
"I need two AA batteries and Blimp, Go!!"
I Nod and Go.
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Sitting at my kitchen table
I realized something was wrong,
Ah ha,
refrigerator was missing,
time to go catch it, AGAIN.
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I jolt awake and gasp for air before I realize that I don't have to worry about that anymore. Not since I upgraded hardware
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Show Norm some Free Love -- every month.
Replies: 46
Views: 22681

Re: Show Norm some Free Love -- every month.

Your Vote has been added to this Podcast.
Tobias, your vote has been counted. Thank you for voting at Podcast Alley!
Yay!
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twitfic Sizing Tool, on the web.
Replies: 31
Views: 17320

Re: Twitfic Sizing Tool, on the web.

Your Vote has been added to this Podcast.
Tobias, your vote has been counted. Thank you for voting at Podcast Alley!
Yay!
by tobias
Wed May 19, 2010 9:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twitfic Sizing Tool, on the web.
Replies: 31
Views: 17320

Re: Twitfic Sizing Tool, on the web.

I cast my vote into the void. As such I shall continue my task of Pimping of Norm @ PodcastAlley.com other locals when I can
by tobias
Fri May 14, 2010 11:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7951
Views: 1497121

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:Welcome, zombie-lover. You have come to the right place. The password is: 'Cephalopod'
Great signiture.
Thanks! (scribbles down the password...stares at...and it stares back)