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by Bejami
Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Out of Work

With a final swing of his scythe, Death claimed the last creature on this now empty rock. It was time to update his resume.
by Bejami
Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Farmers' Arrangement
Replies: 2
Views: 556

The Farmers' Arrangement

“I can tell you're not from around these parts,” the farmer told him, “asking about scarecrows. We all gave them up years ago. At the start of The Crisis.” “Why's that?” the visitor asked. “A hungry crow will eat maybe two ears a day. Those Hunger Gangs from the city can go through acres. So we made...
by Bejami
Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The studio has been cleared of any wrongdoing, but we still shouldn't have hired a method actor to portray Phineas Gage.
by Bejami
Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Back from Dreamland

I don't sleep much these days. As a sleep walker, there's too big a risk I won't find my body again when I'm ready to return.
by Bejami
Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Party games in hell

Cymraeg wrote:Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.


He sits in the waiting room to Hell with nothing but US Weekly. "How can the real thing be any worse than this," he wonders.
by Bejami
Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

who said aging is all bad

When a bone dissolving virus became a pandemic, the thousand year old man stood above the rest, held up by his arthritis.
by Bejami
Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:11 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Doubt At Your Own Risk
Replies: 4
Views: 812

Re: Doubt At Your Own Risk

Thanks for the suggestion. This work any better? “How was I supposed to know this Voodoo stuff was real--” Craig Jensen started. “Hoodoo,” the defendant corrected. “I went into her shop on a lark. All I wanted was a spooky looking nicknack my son would think was cool. He wasn't supposed to be able t...
by Bejami
Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:59 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Doubt At Your Own Risk
Replies: 4
Views: 812

Doubt At Your Own Risk

“Do you mean to tell me, Mr. Jensen, that you are suing the defendant, Madame Clemma, because she sold you something that worked?” “Yes, your honor, I am.” “Tell me why I shouldn't throw your case out this minute.” “How was I supposed to know this Voodoo stuff was real--” “Hoodoo,” the defendant sai...
by Bejami
Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Don't make me come down there," He called out to His creation. It took Armageddon for them to know it was no empty threat.
by Bejami
Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Welcome to Paradise (Relocation)
Replies: 3
Views: 777

Welcome to Paradise (Relocation)

I wake to knifing sensations throughout my body, submerged to my neck in a boiling, sulfurous muck. The man beside me is paralyzed with agony. I enjoy his screams as glimmers of yesterday return to me. I remember the state provided gourmet meal; a grim looking officer; the family across the glass, l...
by Bejami
Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Just take whatever you came for and get out," the clerk said. So he shouldn't have complained when I left with his skull.
by Bejami
Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:58 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Blown Cover (Relocation)
Replies: 3
Views: 732

Re: Blown Cover (Relocation)

Thanks, gunsofchekhovia. I wasn't sure I could get across everything I had in my head. I'll have to expand it when I get the time.
by Bejami
Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:56 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Blown Cover (Relocation)
Replies: 3
Views: 732

Blown Cover (Relocation)

“Come on, Frank,” the vampire pleaded. “I know I messed up, but Nebraska!” “I don't know what to tell you, Tibs,” responded his Paranormal Integrations officer. “I'm running out of placements. Next time it's Nevada. And not Vegas, out in the desert. No neighbors.” “Alright,” Tiberius relented. “I'll...
by Bejami
Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.
by Bejami
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

nevermore_66 wrote:"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.

That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?
by Bejami
Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I'm sorry, I blew my cover," the vampire said to his Paranormal Integration handler. "It was the blood oranges again."
by Bejami
Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

tactical error

"Maybe I didn't think this one through," he mouthed, looking up at his body from between the feet of his worthy opponent.
by Bejami
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Out of Post-its

She woke thinking she'd forgotten something, and the body lying beside her had "Take your meds!" carved into its chest.
by Bejami
Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Re: Geometry Gag

I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind. Welcome, Bejami! I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself? I was thinking of the tessellations that ...
by Bejami
Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7984
Views: 1541589

Geometry Gag

I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.