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by Ichabod
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Mee... Ow!

A madman joined
a Siamese head,
an orange Tabby body
and Calico legs & tail.
Eureka it lives! Successful concatenation.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Birth of an idea?

Prof: Irving, are you with us?
W.I.: Sorry sir, what?
Prof: Woolgathering again? You wish to be a pumpkin-head forever?
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Hide & Z-eek

Zom-boy: Wuuun Tooo
Mother: Tina, you hiding?
Tina: No rush. He counts fingers & toes. After 7 he'll have to go find more.
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Examination

3 a.m., a sleepless night, again.
Unending questioning.
If he only knew who asked.
Perhaps he could answer for himself.
by Ichabod
Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Klut-z

Lifeless yet clueless
He clutches at air, runs into walls
Pity the one eyed zombie
Tragically lacking death perception
by Ichabod
Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Red pumps in the living room.
Skirt on the stairs.
Bra in the hallway.
Tina knocks "Zom-boy! Eating in your room again!?"
by Ichabod
Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

17

17. 17 is a lot.
The pulse wanes. Crimson spray becomes stream becomes seep.
17? 18 is a lot. I'll quit after 18. Probably.
by Ichabod
Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Once and Always

With a look you won my heart
This taxidermist you enraptured
But you changed; tried to depart
My look's now ever captured
by Ichabod
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

I C U C ME

I am not afraid of the dark.
Though absolute, I fear it not.
What terrifies me are the approaching widespread amber eyes.
by Ichabod
Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Re: Honesty

SoJoeWrote wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:24 pm “You know it’s a succubus, right?”
“Yes,” I replied to my wife as I put my hand in the demon’s. “But at least she admits it.”
Good one 😏
by Ichabod
Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Lao-Z

Give a man a fish and feed him one day, Mother told Tina.
Have Zom-boy nip him and he'll feast everyday after his lifetime.
by Ichabod
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Hungry for Affection

Theory debunked, thought Mother watching Zom-boy. The true way to a man's heart is through the abdomen, under the ribs.
by Ichabod
Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Opportunists
Replies: 2
Views: 1650

The Opportunists

The storm surge peaked six feet over flood level. The words “Mandatory evacuation” are music to a looter’s ears. I slog through thigh high murk, soaked with sweat and filth, full backpack and loaded arms. In the moonless night the waters resemble slowly undulating tar but smell of dank rotting death...
by Ichabod
Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Cynics survive

"Help!" wailed Tina as Zom-boy shambled after. She whispered "Think it'll work?"
"Yess" he hissed "Heero braanes - mm"
by Ichabod
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Just genetics?

Mother cooed, "There’s more of your father in you each day Zom-boy. Reminds me, we'll need to restock the freezer soon."
by Ichabod
Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Jumped

Mother scolded, "Zom-boy, stop playing with your food and just eat it." The checkers game came to a sudden and noisy end.
by Ichabod
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Try not to sneeze

"Another lost sneaker?" Mother cried, "I swear Zom-boy, you'd lose your head if it wasn't... Tina! Get the duct-tape."
by Ichabod
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Witness This
Replies: 1
Views: 911

Witness This

Greely admired his work. Here in horse country everyone hung one of these over the shed door. And it was important to fit in. After several moves it finally felt safe to settle in. He looked at the horseshoe again, frowned, and considered others he’d seen – the round part was supposed to be on top, ...
by Ichabod
Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Finger food

"Time for dinner kids. You'd better go and wash those filthy hands, Zom-boy." said Mother, "Whose were they by the way?"
by Ichabod
Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:37 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8008
Views: 1633805

Not so dumb

"I swear the moron next door has more brains than you!" said Tina. Zom-boy grinned raggedly "Noo lasst niite caawt hiim"