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by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(100)

As the satanist listens back to the dark rites a disciple interrupts
If you play that backwards you get some kickass rock
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(99)

For my basement, I ordered a dehumanifier off Amazon but I didn't look closely enough at the listing
Now I'm an orangutan


🦧
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(98)

The mutation isn't cosmetic
There aren't visible abnormalities
It turns out telepathy is more emotionally traumatic
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(97)

I led the ritual
I said the words
We ate of the body
We drank the blood
And nothing happened

Next Sunday I'll lead mass again
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Mar 21, 2021 5:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(96)

I don't believe in wishing on shooting stars
So I didn't mean it when I said the world should end
The comet will hit in 3 days
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Mar 21, 2021 5:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

Re: (95)

Suomy Nona wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:55 pm You’ve been binge watching too? Great show.

You should use the big screen. There’s room on the fire escape beside me.

There's a big screen?! Sweet... see you tonight.
Bring the popcorn, I'll bring the beer!!
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Wish
Replies: 2
Views: 477

Re: The Wish

Great! The horror of being untethered and drifting into nothingness is such a gut punch.
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Mar 20, 2021 4:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(95)

She's smart kind and beautiful
She lives across the hall
But she doesn't even know I exist
I watch her through the keyhole
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Mar 19, 2021 4:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(94)

My pain has gotten worse
The crutches are next in my declining health
And after the chair I'll be imprisoned in my own body
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Fragrant Breeze
Replies: 0
Views: 569

Fragrant Breeze

She brought home her first flowers at the age of eight. They were picked from a neighbor’s garden. She got in trouble but she just loved plants. When she moved into her first apartment, she filled it with any she found. It was like walking into a conservatory. Soon she found ways to illegally import...
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(93)

I'm tired of settling

I wanted a dinosaur
And I got a lizard

I wanted a wolf
I got a dog

I wanted a boyfriend
But I got a cadaver
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I pour a beer onto the ground As I remember all the people I have lost over the years I now realize I was a horrible Tour guide This is another one that had me bellylaugh! kudos. I'm thinking it's the aliens! I use to write my daughter short stories for her birthdays. They were called Bella and the...
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(92)

Every time I want to drink a pint in peace
Some jerk starts harassing me about my gold
I've got cereal to sell in the morning
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(91)

He starts with the question "What would happen if I ..."

His MO is curiosity
Each of his murders are completely different
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

Re: (90)

Suomy Nona wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:38 am
You’re almost to 100 - nice job, I’ve enjoyed reading your posts and I hope you continue to post occasionally after you meet your goal.
Thanks!!! For sure. Hopefully some more long form stuff, and some drabbles too!
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:54 am The sun shone
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.

At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.
I love this. And I want to make this a movie or an epic three part episode arc of something!
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(91)

The sounds of kids playing is magical
But they grow up so quickly
get jaded
forget about fun
So I keep going back to get more
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:11 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

(90)

It was meant to aid in therapy

Tell the doll your fears
Your worries
Your secrets

Now It knows everything
And it's after me
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

Weekend getaway (89)

The idyllic b&b had a myriad of breakfast options
The trip was bucolic & other words I only know by context not definition
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 8022
Views: 1699049

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:08 am Smelling dinner John called out,

“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”

A voice too deep to be Eve replied,

“Your family.”
Pork for dinner?! Sounds perfect, I'm famished!
Love it