Oh boy. Where to start with this one?! Great episode from start to finish. I thought the main feature was very good horror. A world of passive voice! In Soviet Russia, world lives you! Nicely executed.
But oh, the intro and outtro were truly brilliant. Spot-on political satire all around, and I didn't expect the bonus spliced together news clips at the end in the least. MUTANT SEA TURTLES!!1!!!one!!!!!
And then I get here and read this thread, and completely fall to pieces when I read this:
strawman wrote:I agree with treeman (apparently cellulosic minds think alike). However, the senate idea has the same problem as Jehovah's Witnesses. Millions of players, only 144,000 winners.
But all that's required to fix that is an amendment whereby everyone gets their senate seat in exchange for a DC PayPal donation.
I propose we call our postpartisan (postpartum) party NIPPLES, since everybody's got two of them (unless they had to surgically remove them).
Bo would create our campaign poster, Uncle Sam with a milk mustache: "Got Milk? Vote Nipples!"
Debate formats would be rap.
Just because we're postpartisan doesn't mean we aren't deadly serious about the really important issues. But the most important issue is Giant Mutant Turtle/Monster Jelly Fish. After all, the earth is 80% water, and as England knows, whoever controls the waves controls the world.
Only clowns fight to control Minnefreakinsota.
Get ready for 1066 redux: Invasion of the Normans!
Or 1865 Redux: Sherman's march to the Sea!
Either way, it's not unprecedented.
Oh god. The laughter. Make it stop. Can't. breathe.
Whoever's in charge of ShermanPAC needs to get on the ball and start showing some Nipples before the next election.
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