My foot did not discover the prize, nor was I the first of the object’s erstwhile owners.
According to every account, it was a young girl who innocently tripped over the mostly buried artifact while skipping across a whisper field. Since this was near the edge of the habitable world, onlookers assumed that the object was an artifact lost by one of the Great Cranes, and perceiving rarity, it was the girl’s uncle who excavated the prize…
Episode art by Melissa McClanahan
Twabble: Lifeless yet clueless He clutches at air, runs into walls Pity the one eyed zombie Tragically lacking death perception by Ichabod