Artificial Flavor

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Artificial Flavor

Post by dreamrock » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:11 am

Relations with the Sarcarity improved after we shared the invention of artificial flavors. Humans even opened Sarcarity restaurants.

What El Burrito Joint had done for Mexican and O'Burgers had done for French, the fast Sarcarity restaurants did for their food.

Sarcarity culture was reduced to offensive parody within those walls, but, while some of them complained, every single Sarcarity citizen went to the establishments. Many wore guilty looks.

As for the humans who worked there ... well, it was a little creepy, but we knew that artificial human flavor couldn't taste that much like humans.

And it was so damned tasty.
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Re: Artificial Flavor

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:36 am

Aint nothin like the real thing, baby...

as in "Baby; the other, other, white meat. Get in my belly!"

Love the idea of humans eating human-flavored food and the self-justifications that arise. Very nice parody, Mr.D.Rock

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Re: Artificial Flavor

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:28 am

Not bad... Uh, the drabble, I mean, not the people flavor.

BUT, it only seems to be 99 words ("..." don't count as a word).

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Re: Artificial Flavor

Post by dreamrock » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:31 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Aint nothin like the real thing, baby...

as in "Baby; the other, other, white meat. Get in my belly!"

Love the idea of humans eating human-flavored food and the self-justifications that arise. Very nice parody, Mr.D.Rock

"Would there be so many vegetarians if plants could scream and run away in terror?"
Thanks!

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Not bad... Uh, the drabble, I mean, not the people flavor.

BUT, it only seems to be 99 words ("..." don't count as a word).
Fixed, but now I'm wondering what that does to my NaNo since I wrote that in Notepad++ too. Hmm. Though I was over 50K and normally avoid ellipses religiously. :lol:

Only 25 ellipses in the NaNo and I was more than 25 words over 50K. Sweet.
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Re: Artificial Flavor

Post by Jmsbrtms » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:21 am

I haz extra krispy plz.

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Re: Artificial Flavor

Post by dreamrock » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:36 am

Jmsbrtms wrote:I haz extra krispy plz.
We're all out. (Based on a true story: the closest KFC is always out of extra crispy)
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