If you can't stand the tentacles, don't run for office.

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If you can't stand the tentacles, don't run for office.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:28 am

The 2012 election was particularly bloody. Palin and Obama were dead-tied with 35%; the "Teabag" candidate had 20%.

The dispute claimed many lives -- including all 15 of Obama's Supreme Court Justices. But, after Portland was gassed, Sarah and Barrack agreed to a bake-off, winner take all.

Sarah produced a splendid array of cakes, pies, bread, and cookies.

Obama's cooking czar produced... Screams! "What the hell is that?! Run for your lives!"

After the mutant, cheesy "Boss Monster" was contained, Obama admitted, "Our experts determined that yeast's nucleus was an unnecessary expense. They engineered a bacterium for us to bake
with."


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Blame this one on Phenopath. :)
Phenopath wrote:Eric, surely you are aware of the three 'contentious' topics on the forums; god (yea or nay), Palin vs Obama and yeast.

I pity the fool who combines all three in one drabble.

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Re: If you can't stand the tentacles, don't run for office.

Post by Phenopath » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:37 pm

:)

I am lost for words.
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Re: If you can't stand the tentacles, don't run for office.

Post by strawman » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:40 pm

Phenopath wrote::)

I am lost for words.
MEDIC!
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Re: If you can't stand the tentacles, don't run for office.

Post by themorg » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:49 pm

Phenopath wrote::)

I am lost for words.
same
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