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The Potato told me to @)) Drabble

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:40 am
by themorg
The Potato told me to
By Morgan Olson

It was marked down from 40% to 70%,
It was 100% organic while the FDA only needed 95.
I found that it had been opened and closed many times
I took it any way.
I called it an impulse buy.
I smelled burnt rubber as I got in the car and no I never took it back.
When home I plugged it in and left it alone like the instructions said.
It grew so fast.
Ate my cat.
It speaks using my lips.
My hands bring it fresh meat sacrifice.
the Indoor Demonic Herb Garden only cost me a $1.99.

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Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:56 pm
by eric_marsh
I think they lied when they said that it's organic. That one has to have snuck out of a Monsanto lab.

Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:10 pm
by strawman
Remember Mr Greengenes?

Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:32 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:Remember Mr Greengenes?
Of course I do, he was Capt. Kangiru's side-kick. Doesn't Greengenes work in the Mega-Beast R&D lab now?

I liked the drabble. I was enjoying the weirdness, and didn't see the punch-line coming.

Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:14 am
by themorg
ROU Killing Time wrote: I liked the drabble. I was enjoying the weirdness, and didn't see the punch-line coming.
i smoked crack yesterday but not today...

Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:17 pm
by themorg
you know from the newest drabble on drabblecast

Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:00 am
by ROU Killing Time
themorg wrote:you know from the newest drabble on drabblecast
Oh thank goodness. I was about to schedule an intervention. :D

Re: The Potato told me to

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:43 am
by themorg
eric_marsh wrote:I think they lied when they said that it's organic. That one has to have snuck out of a Monsanto lab.
Cthulhu is 101% organic