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Dried Monkey Brains - @)) Drabble

Post by themorg » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:08 am

Dried Monkey Brains
By Morgan Olson

I can taste the difference between Jello and the off brand.
Once i was called in at a whisky factory to tell which vat the brewmasters finger had fallen in.
I smelled it as i entered and told no one.
I tasted both vats to not give away all my talent.
They drained it and eventually reattached his finger.
I honed my craft during the 1980's when Coke and Pepsi were at war.
The footage was never shown because i was to good.
There was only one thing every made me question my skill
Dried Monkey Brain vs. Human.

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Re: Dried Monkey Brains

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:59 am

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