Usurper Bowl

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Usurper Bowl

Post by Scattercat » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:55 am

“A rough situation for Richard III. He’s called a time-out.”

“That’s right, Ron. With Emperor Tenmu’s squad as strong as it is, there’s not a lot of options. He’s tried passing twenty times this quarter, but every time Napoleon has swatted it out of the air.”

“He’s got more reach than you’d expect, Ted.”

“That he does, Ron.”

“And they’re off again! Mary is striking deep. There’s the pass. It’s… it’s good! Ooh, and she goes down under Stephen and Edward IV.”

“Look at those crowns fly, Ron. Gonna be some dents to hammer out tonight.”

“That’s for sure, Ted.”

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Inspired by an actual misreading I made when glancing at a television screen today. :-D

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Re: Usurper Bowl

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:21 am

He he he.

Nice parody work.

Favorite part.

“He’s got more reach than you’d expect, Ted.”

“That he does, Ron.”

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Re: Usurper Bowl

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:31 pm

Good thinking!
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