The Zombies of Oz

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munsi
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The Zombies of Oz

Post by munsi » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:38 pm

The Wizard looked out at his unusual visitors. They’d defeated the witch, and now it was time for him to give them their promised reward.

“Don’t you see, Tinman,” he exclaimed, “you had a heart the whole time, you just needed friends to help you realize it!”

“And you, friend Lion, you always had courage, you simply needed to believe in yourself for it to come out!”

“And you, rampaging hoard of zombies! You didn’t really need to eat brains of still living humans, you had brains enough for anyone!”

And that’s when the screaming began.

Because the zombies disagreed.

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Re: The Zombies of Oz

Post by strawman » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:03 pm

Munchkins just sound so like zombie treats.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: The Zombies of Oz

Post by eric_marsh » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:34 pm

How can I follow that?
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Re: The Zombies of Oz

Post by Scattercat » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:49 pm

Ah, literary puns. Is there anything they can't do?

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