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The Zombies of Oz

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:38 pm
by munsi
The Wizard looked out at his unusual visitors. They’d defeated the witch, and now it was time for him to give them their promised reward.

“Don’t you see, Tinman,” he exclaimed, “you had a heart the whole time, you just needed friends to help you realize it!”

“And you, friend Lion, you always had courage, you simply needed to believe in yourself for it to come out!”

“And you, rampaging hoard of zombies! You didn’t really need to eat brains of still living humans, you had brains enough for anyone!”

And that’s when the screaming began.

Because the zombies disagreed.

Re: The Zombies of Oz

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:03 pm
by strawman
Munchkins just sound so like zombie treats.

Re: The Zombies of Oz

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:34 pm
by eric_marsh
How can I follow that?

Re: The Zombies of Oz

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:49 pm
by Scattercat
Ah, literary puns. Is there anything they can't do?